20 ways to annoy the guardian charas.

Violet: Hi everyone. This is my first story so please be nice. Sorry if the grammar and spelling is a bit off, they were never my forte. There's a bit of Mizumu, Ranchi, PepexDaichi and Daichil in this one.

Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara, Peach-Pit does.

Miki and Rhythm walked into the shugo chara dollhouse common room. "Hey Rhythm, where are the others? I'm bored." Miki kicked off her shoes and flopped down on the couch and whined. Rhythm shrugged. "Don't ask me. I know just as much as ya do. They told us to come here and they'll be here too in a few minutes." He told the blue-clad girl chara. " But still! They should have left us something to do, 'cause I am about to die from boredom here." Miki kept on whining, Rhythm simply laughed. "Hey, what where they doing before?" The spade chara asked Rhythm, now sitting cross-legged on the floor and fiddling with the corners of his beanie.

"Hmm, lets see. Pepe and Yoru was sleepin' Kiseki was being his usual high-and-mighty self; my sister was doing some random dancing; Suu is making cookies and Dia is helpin'." The basketball chara stopped, took a breath and kept on going. "Kusukusu was attempting at to make Musashi laugh, Musashi was spacing out, looking at Suu. Il was teasing El; El was being teased by Il and Ran and Daichi is playing soccer, again." Rhythm finished and sighed. "Not again. I swear, if they keep this up, the royal garden would need a serious repair. I mean, I love my sisters after all, but sometimes she is just kinda annoying!" Miki rolled her eyes and laughed. The other chara, however, just nodded slowly. "I know I'm not meant to say this, but I would like to see her being annoyed sometimes…" he drifted off. Miki nodded in agreement before her blue eyes suddenly lit up as bright as a star. "Rhythm, wait here." She said, pulling on her shoes to leave. "Eh? Where are you going?" he asked her, confused. She replied rather darkly. "I have an Idea…"

Miki ran upstairs, across the hall way and into her room. She grabbed a sheet of paper and her pencil case out of her bag, and then ran down full speed back to the common room. The purple-haired chara stared at her in bewilderment and confusion. Since when can Miki run so fast? Never mind that, Miki laid out the sheet of paper on the desk and motioned Rhythm to join her. The blue-haired chara started writing in slightly messy cursive.

20 Ways To Annoy Ran

Made by Miki and Rhythm

1. Call her a girly-girl because she wears pink
That's kind of self-explanatory. She freaks out on you. Enough said

2. Win her in a soccer game.
She almost killed Daichi when he did that, but then Pepe came along and wanted to play with them.
...So she was nice all of a sudden. Tsk, tsk.

3. Take her pom-poms and hide them.
If there's one thing Ran can't sleep with out, It's her Pom-poms.
Il once tried, and let's just say it did not end well for her...

4. Make her switch clothes with Suu or me. She totally LOVES our fashion senses, right, Suu?
All her clothes, and Dia's too kinda, are a little too..revealing?
Yeah that sounds right.

5. Make Amu charanari with anyone else besides her. Repeat that a few times, the more the better.
And it's fair too! Amu charanari way too many time with her!

6. Take her visor or cap and hide it.
Pretty much the same as the pom-pom.

7. Talk about how Il and Daichi would make such a good couple.

8. Make her read a Daichil or PepexDaichi fanfic. (She is kinda protective over her crush.)

9. Make her sit in a room for an hour

10. No sports for a week.

11. Convince her that she should wear purple & when she does, have Temari kill her

12. Tell her she looks like a Barbie doll with pink hair.

13. Call her a brat in her face

14. Make her read (She'll fall asleep the next second. That or chuck the book back.)

15. Tell her that Amu likes our (Miki, Suu and Dia) transformation better. (She would freak out.)

16. Say cheer-leaders are sluts (remember to run afterwards)

17. Make her wear something that she can't move freely in.

18. Bribe Daichi to act cold around her. Then tell her what you did in a month's time.
I have one tip for this. Run as fast as you can afterwards

19. Steal the red heart on her visor.

20. Make her read this list.

Miki smiled. Ran is going to be so pissed. "Gee Miki, I never thought you could be so evil…" Rhythm said slowly while re-examining the list. The spade chara smiled in a way so sweet and innocent that no one would think that the word evil has anything to do with her. "Hey Rhythm, you know what? I'm not bored anymore." She said softly. "Same here." The purple-haired chara answered back and stuck out his hand to her. Miki took it, with a small blush creeping up her cheek. "Let's go and find the others. They were in the royal garden." The basketball chara said and dragged the other one up. They walked out of the room, leaving the totally forgotten list lying on the table…

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