-ahem- hack hack hack cough couhg exuse me goes into coughing fit for about 5 minutes sorry about that. but yes this is just a completely random fanfiction that has no plot what so ever, but will probably develope one over a course of time

i do not own naruto cause if i did, naruto would be obsessed with waffles instead of ramen...or maybe ramen-waffles. and gaara would kill people more often, and there would be alot of crack, but ya um waffles and coffee are good for you!

sorry about the crappy style.

Chapter 1

The begining

with team 7
They were sitting on the bridge waiting for Kakashi to show up
Narrator's thoughts: he's always late...ALWAYS!
Naruto: Why is he always late?
Sasuke: because...he's a moron
Sakura: Sasuke don't call the Kakashi-sensei a moron.
Sakura started bugging Sasuke and completely ignoring Naruto.
with Kakashi
Kakashi is sitting in the hokage's office
The 3rd: Kakashi, I'm adding someone new to your team.
Kakashi: who?
The 3rd: her name is Tobi, here's her file.
Kakashi: oh, okay. Why is she being put on my team?
The 3rd: because her first sensei couldn't handle her energy level. And we think she'll work well with Naruto.
Kakashi: okay then where is she?
The 3rd: TOBI!!
A young girl about 13 hops (literally) into the room eating a chocolate bar and drinking a cup of coffee.
The 3rd: Tobi you do not need that (takes chocolate and coffee)
Tobi: awwwwwwwww but the caffeine.
The 3rd: you need caffeine why?
Tobi: Two reasons, 1: insomnia 2: it goes good with waffles
Kakashi: okay well we should go meet your new team
Tobi: YAY!! HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!!
The 3rd: beware Kakashi. She is Konaha's most random ninja. But she is a good fighter and has a lot of distractions. So she will be useful.
Kakashi: okay she will work well with Naruto.
Tobi: LET'S GO!! drags Kakashi out of the hokage's office
Kakashi: do you even know where you're going?
Tobi: nope but I'll find it! You're that emo guys sensei right?
Kakashi: puzzled look
Tobi: uchiha?
Kakashi: oh, you know Sasuke?
Tobi: uhhhhh, sure. I know what he looks like
Kakashi: that's good enough
Tobi drags Kakashi around Konoha for the greater part of the day
Tobi: I FOUND THEM!!
Tobi drags Kakashi to the bridge
Naruto: KAKASHI-SENSEI!! YOU'RE LATE!!
Kakashi: sorry but I had matters to attend to with the hokage.
Sakura: lies!!
Kakashi: I have proof.
Naruto: yeah right. And what is this proof?
Kakashi: we have a new member on our team.
Naruto: who?
Kakashi: she's over…
Tobi: is this my team?! jumping up and down eating a waffle
Naruto: where did you get the waffle?
Tobi: I summoned it
Kakashi: you know a summoning jutsu?
Tobi: nope I made it myself, I call it waffle summoning jutsu
Kakashi: what else can you do?
Tobi: breakfast slap no jutsu!
A waffle pops up and slaps Kakashi across the face
Kakashi: what was that?
Tobi: it was a waffle
Kakashi: I saw that, but where did it com from?
Tobi: the sky oh look it's a waffle house!!
Tobi runs off to the near by waffle house
Every one: ...
Sasuke: she's our new team member?!
Kakashi: I'll go get her.
5 minutes later: Tobi walks out with a plate of waffles.
Naruto: where's Kakashi-sensei?
Tobi: he spotted the icha-icha series
Naruto: WHAT!!
Tobi: yup finishes waffles any one want to train?
Kakashi walks out with new book.
Tobi: YAY!! TRAINING TIME!!
Kakashi: okay so today we're sparing. The paring will go like this: Tobi vs. Sasuke, Naruto vs. Sakura
Tobi: sweet! C'mon.
Tobi drags Sasuke away to the training grounds
Clone Tobi: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Tobi: well you heard my clone punches Sasuke
Sasuke: what the heck?!
Tobi: we are supposed to be fighting, aren't we?
Sasuke: yeah but you didn't warn me?!
Tobi: you are such an idiot! I was right in front of you!
Sasuke: fine! SHARINGAN!
Tobi: if you're trying to see what my next move is going to be good luck!!
Sasuke: what wh-
Tobi punches Sasuke in the face
Tobi: Tobi-2 Uchiha-zip
Sasuke: what the heck!!
Tobi: U R no fun, you have like no experience what so ever. You are so-
Sasuke attempts to punch Tobi in the face but Tobi blocks it and then Sasuke kicks Tobi landing a blow in her side. All of a sudden a clone of Tobi runs across the field with half a water melon on her head waving a stick with someone's boxers on it, screaming.
Clone Tobi: I'M A SQUIRREL!! YAY!!
Sasuke: are those Nej-
Clone Tobi2 knocks Sasuke out.
Tobi: I WIN!!
Tobi picks Sasuke up and walks to the meeting place where a very flusters Sakura and a clearly smiling Naruto were sparring. When Tobi walked into the clearing carrying Sasuke, Sakura looked over and squealed
Sakura: SASUKE!! What did you do to him!?
Tobi: I beat him.
Sakura: nobody beats my Sasuke!
Tobi: they don't?
Sakura: No, they don-
Naruto knocked her out.
Tobi: YAY!! BLONDIE WON!! I still don't know your name? Heck I don't know any ones name.
Naruto: SENSEI!! WE NEED TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES!
Kakashi: oh, oh yeah. Let's wait till the other two wake up, kay?
Tobi: oh! Oh! I'll wake them up! BREAKFAST SLAP NO JUTSU!!
Two pancakes slap Sasuke and Sakura and Sasuke bolts up and yells.
Sasuke: NEJI'S BOXERS!!
Naruto: snicker
Tobi: so that's the name of the guy whose boxers I stole….
Every one: Oo
Neji runs up and screams: GIVE ME BACK MY BOXERS!!
Tobi: but what if I said I needed them?
Neji: I don't care! They're my boxers
Tobi: I'll give you 5 dollars for them
Neji: ten and it's a deal.
Tobi: okay! Here you go.
Tobi hands Neji ten dollars