hatiou: Alright, I'm trying this out. The name comes from the Jamie T song.
Chapter 1, Fired:
There were three men sitting at the bar at the moment, two were wearing purple. One of those men was Johnny Gat, the other was a Caucasian man wearing a purple and black tracksuit. The man had short black hair and his eyes were covered by black sunglasses. The third was former Chief of Police, Troy Bradshaw. At their feet were several bags of cash, and on their table were three ski masks. The bartender was dead.
"Alright Troy, now explain to me why I shouldn't kill you right now." Johnny said to Troy.
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"Troy Bradshaw what the hell is this!?" A man shouted at the Police Chief, who was currently sitting in his office.
The man, Trevor Bell, mayor of Stilwater*, walked into Troy's office holding Troy's cellphone.
"Well it looks like you walking into my office with a stolen cellphone." Troy replied.
"Now isn't a good time for you to be making jokes, it doesn't help." Trevor replied.
"Help what?" Troy asked.
"Help my decision not to fire you. It seems you're pretty friendly with the leader of the Third Street Saints."
"You've been going through my phone you son of a bitch!?" Troy shouted.
Troy got out of his desk and pulled out his .44 Sheperd and pointed it at the Mayor.
"That's the type of behavior that's sending you to jail." Trevor said, surprisingly relaxed for someone with a gun pointed at them.
A man walked into the room, he was fairly chubby, and looked to be in his fifties. He had black hair that was pulled back into a long ponytail, he was wearing a police uniform, and for unknown reasons he was squinting. The man pulled out a Vice 9 and aimed it at Troy.
"Troy, meet Freā¦"
"Hawk Lightning." The man interrupted Trevor.
"Right, well anyways he's your replacement." Trevor said.
"That's right, I'm the shining beacon of light in this city of evil." Hawk said.
Troy was already annoyed by the new Police Chief, but he needed to get out of there before he was arrested. He shot Trevor in the shoulder, then took his cellphone and looked through his contacts. He found the number he was looking for.
"I need your help, I'm in major trouble." Troy explained. "I'm on the prison island."
Troy ran down the hallways, got down the stairs and stood outside, waiting for his friend to get him out of there. A helicopter descended, and Troy figured it was his ride, so he jumped into the cockpit.
"Thanks man. They found out that I've been helping you and they were going to send me to the slammer." Troy explained to his friend
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"Relax Johnny." A british voice said. "Troy's been helping me out for awhile now." The Boss explained to Johnny.
hatiou: So I usually go for short first chapters. Anyways, I'm going to continue with the Quentin Tarantino-style of writing for this story. I hope it's fairly obvious who Hawk is a parody of.
*I don't think they've ever clarified who the mayor is now.
