If you haven't seen the enV commercial, it's basically about a bunch of guys doing some of the 7 sins and then a guy walks in with an enV. This is my first FMA fic, just so you know.
It includes the 7 homunculi posing as actors in the commercial. Also, OOCness WILL OCCUR due that I had to change some of their personalities to fit their role.
Disclaimer: I own nothing to my name, sadly.
The EnV Commercial
The commercial starts off in a plain living room, showing a black-haired female lying on a couch and watching TV lazily. Then, in big letters, the word "SLOTH" appears then disappears.
Then the camera pans to a fat bald guy, who is eating a bowl of… heads. Then, the word "GLUTTONY" appears then disappears.
Shortly after, a man with spiky black hair flies out of nowhere and steals Gluttony's bowl of… heads. Before he jumps out the window and runs away, the word "GREED" appears, and then disappears.
"Lust! Greed stole my bowl of heads!" Gluttony wines to his friend, Lust, who was (in nice terms) making out with that guy from across the street on the living room floor. Before the brunette could respond, the word "LUST" appears, and then disappears.
"Den thus geth you sum mor" Says a muffled Lust.
"Okay" Says Gluttony.
Gluttony then walks out the door, and screams are heard. Seconds later, a very angry boy busts down the door. Before he can do anything else, the word "WRATH" appears, then disappears.
"WHERE IS THAT BASTARD, PRIDE!?!?!" Screams Wrath.
"I dunno…" mumbles Sloth.
"Mmmpth" Says a still muffled Lust.
"Here I am! In all my awesomeness!" Says a man with black hair, a eye patch, and a sword strapped to his side. Then, the word "PRIDE" appears, then disappears.
"I KILL YOU!!!!!!" Wrath screams yet again.
Before Wrath jumps at Pride, a short, young man with blond hair walks into the room, capturing the attention of everyone in the room.
The blonde then pulls out the doll of a thing wearing a skirt and with green hair that resembles a palm tree. The blonde then pushes the dolls stomach and the doll says, "YOU STOLE MY DADDY!!!"
Then, these words appear on the screen:
"NEW AT WAL-MART,
EnV ACTION ACTION FIGURES
GET THEM NOW
OR GLUTTONY WILL EAT YOUR SOUL."
In the background you hear the voice of the doll yell, "That's not how you spell my name!"
Heh, heh. Got you, didn't I?
…
Yeah, I don't get it.
