Well, my sister says I'm supposed to leave a disclaimer. So, all ya'll who's reading this chiz, the people ain't mine but the story is. COPYWRITED by ME.

"Hey what's up? This is Chris McLean coming at you from Nashville, Tennessee! Yeah, that's right, foundation of Rock n Roll! This is where we're kickin off this season of Total Drama!"

[cue theme song]

The picture fades back in. Chris is drinking a latte. Also, Katie and Sadie are behind him, talking gibberish. Chris turns back to the camera and spits out his drink getting it on the girls. They scream but he isn't distracted.

"Hey, turns out these two were at the Opryland Hotel. And out first Greyhound bus is arriving. Let's see who's on."

An Asian girl in a red and yellow dress steps down. Following her is a pale boy with wild brown hair. He is wearing restrained blue up-and-down. A red-haired boy in green overalls is frowning as he makes his way to the others. A red-haired girl in a light orange top and jeans looks around at her competition and rolls her eyes. A girl with raven hair and a star personality follows and scoffs. She is dressed in deep purple and black.

A girl with very short hair and a pug-like nose steps down wearing a tacky ensemble. A girl with blond hair and sparkles is right behind her, complimenting her host and fellow competitors. A girl with wild streaks in her hair, glasses and an amazing rainbow outfit steps down then. She is excited to be on the show but scared to be away from civilization. Another blond girl steps down and looks around in amazement.

The bus leaves and the kids gather around. Katie and Sadie are cleaned up now. Chris has the camera back on him and he counts off everyone.

"We've got Sarah, Walter, Leo, Jane and Saphira. Pansy, Luna, Penelope and Pearlie. Welcome to the show."

Another Greyhound pulls up. A delinquent with a green Mohawk stares at the place. A goth girl walks down next to them, feeling rather annoyed. Then a black guy with mellow dreadlocks walks over carrying a guitar. He smiles and the goth girl who winks back. The delinquent raises an eyebrow. A girl with pink hair in two puffy pigtails hops down. She is wearing a green top and light lilac shorts.

Up next is a blond girl with black streaks. She is dressed in tight black leather. Though she is only fifteen, Chris and Chef appreciate the view most thoroughly. A longhaired redhead steps out wearing a referee's top and jeans. A girl with short choppy brunette hair that has only just started to grow back steps down angrily with narrowed eyes. Chris speaks to the camera as they come over.

"We've also got Duncan, Gwen, Wyatt, Sue Ellen, Iona, Jen and Heather."

Chris stares at the contestants and aggrievedly taps his foot, checking his watch like OCD with ADHD on crack. Finally a taxi car arrives. Two familiar girls and two non-familiar girls step out. One is a black girl with a seriously stylish sense of fashion. One is a frizzy redhead wearing green garb. Another is a pale girl with goth fashion Gwen can't help but admire. Especially that parasol. The other is a brunette in a business suit.

"Lastly, we've got Taylor, Izzy, Abby and Courtney."