Disclaimer: Me no own Final Fantasy series, Runaway Love, and after my cousin reads this, functioning limbs
Balthier and Fran entered the recording booth. Balthier had written a song and had paid good gil to record it. His other comrades were at the Sandsea. Little did they know, it would have been best if the had stayed and listened to Balthier's song . . .
Runaway Hume
Balthier
Yeah . . . and it go a little something like this
Fran
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Balthier
Now Ashe is only 19 years old
She trying to figure out why the world is so cold
Where her mama is and she's in a broken family
Why she's such a btch and why someone killed her daddy
She's always on a mission and people tired of listening
About her dumb past, gamers are just skipping
Eating pizza at different hours of the night
Finally wake up when it's a boss fight
Vaan looking at her weird when everyone's knocked out
About to slap him on ground and make him say ouch
He trying to resist but his hormones always beat him
Can't look away so Ashe resumes to slap him
Ashe is stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothing else to do but get her weapons and pack
She's says she about to runaway and never come back
Fran
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Balthier
Little Penelo is only 17 years old
She's steady trying to figure out why world is so cold
Why she's not pretty and Vaan doesn't like her
Chasing around Ashe, don't even notice her
Ashe yells and abuses, leaves him with some bruises
Penelo asks questions, he's making up excuses
Saying she's a woman on the inside, Ashe is on the out
He was the only one who knew what she was about
Vaan and her were close and became friends
Promised they'd always be tight till the end
Until one day Vaan decided to be a man
Starts liking girls, trying to get the best he can
Now Penelo is stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think hell is a place called home
Nothing else to do but get her weapons and pack
She's says she about to runaway and never come back
Fran
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Balthier
BalthierLittle Vaan is only 17 years old
He's trying to figure out why the world is so cold
So he fights wolves to get all the pain
Cause he obsesses over a girl who is 19
Emotions run deep and he thinks he's in love
So he buys her flowers and a pair of magick gloves
Never thinking about the consequences of his actions
Hoping for today, not tomorrows satisfaction.
The days go by and his pockets get thin
Ashe wants to keep her stuff because she's being a btch
Knowing the party will blow it out of proportion
And now they're low on gil so no money for good weapons
Now Vaan is stuck up in the world on his own
Forced to think hell is a place called home
Nothing else to do but get his weapons and pack
He's says he about to runaway and never come back
Fran
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume
Runaway hume . . . . hume hume . . . .
Later, Balthier and Fran met with the others at the Sandsea. Apparently, his song had became an instant hit within 5 minutes on the Dalmasca Radio. Basch laughed as Ashe, Penelo, and Vaan glared at their soon to be dead comrade.
"DUMB PAST!?!"
"NOT PRETTY!?!"
"LOVE!?!"
"Well, I'd best taking my leave . . . . " Balthier said, creeping out of the Sandsea, never to be seen again
