EmberRose: Hey! I got inspired to do this blooper reel. It might be fun~

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The Burning

"Hi June!" Jane said, making her way on the stage to June. Her foot then caught on a plastic rock, and she tripped and fell on her face. "ALRIGHT! WHO PUT THE ROCK THERE?!"

"Um. Jane. It's suppost to be there." June laughed, clutching her sides.

"Cut!" The directer called, sighed deeply. "Lets try this again."


"JANE!" A voice roared. June and Jane flinched at the sound of the father's voice. As he tore through the swaying Willow Tree vines, they got caught around him. "Um. I think I'm stuck."

"Cut!" The directer yelled, shaking his head. Jane and June were rolling on the ground, roaring with laughter. "One more time, but don't get tangled!"


"Be back to make dinner." The father growled before disappearing succesfully without getting tangled in the willow whisps.

"F*** you, man!" Jane roared, stamping her foot. "FIGHT THE POWER!"

"FREE THE PEE!" June agreed, throwing her fist in the air.

"Cut!" The director called, clenching his fists in frusteration. "That isnt your line."

"So? I think it would be good." Jane shrugged.

"Well, this is in the fifteen hundreds. That kind of language isn't invented yet." The script writer pointed out, popping in out of nowhere.

"Fine." The two girls moaned.


"Alec." June whispered, her voice drowned out by the jeering crowd. Alec acted as though he could hear her, and found her eyes through the crowd. "I love you, Alec."

"Too bad you not hot." Alec mouthed back.

"CUT!" The director roared, slamming down the script. "Thats. Not. The. Line."

"Well she's not." Alec sighed, shrugging his shoulders.

"Jerk." June muttered, shoving him away.

"I still love you though." Alec laughed, hugging the smaller girl.

"Yay!" June cheered, beaming.

"Now that that is cleared up, can we please get back to the movie?" The directer asked, sighing for the millionth time.

"Sure." Everyone agreed.


James caught June and held her in place as the 'torch' was lowered to the hay around the poles.

"RAPE! RAPE! FREE COOKIES!" June screamed, making everyone pause and look at her. "HELP I'VE TRIPPED OVER A CHIMPMUNK! RAPE! FIRE! HELP! THIS MAN IS NOT MY PARENT!"

"Cut!" The director sighed, throwing his hands in the air. "Lets try this again without the rape."

"But it could make it so much more dramatic." June argued, smirking. "A real plot changer."

"Just do the script." The directer said through gritted teeth. "And action."

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