One random day in Kohona, Neji was training alone in the woods, when he heard a popping noise in the bushes. He sighed and activated his Byakugan. Without even turning around, he looked into the bushes, and was surprised to see a girl he didn't know. He turned to face her, and said tiredly, "I know you're there so come out."

The girl awquardly climbed out of the bushes, and stared at him wonderingly, "Are you Neji Hyuga?"

He sighed, "Oh great you're another fangirl. Please go away."

The girl walked towards him, staring at his face, looking at the Byakugan and at his pale eyes. She reached out her hand to his face, and he flinched away slowly. He was getting a weird feeling about this girl. "She kept dtuttering his name. "Ne-Neji- Hy-Hy-u-u-u-ga? The Neji Hyuga?"

He grabbed suriken out of his pocket and moved to chuck it at her. It flew past her cheek and gave her a semi-deep cut. But she never stopped her advance, stepping blindly forward until... until... until...

SHE QUICKLY DREW A GIANT TOOTHPICK AND STABED IT INTO NEJI'S HEART, STAGGERING BACK WHILE LAUGHING MANICALLY AS BLOOD POURED FROM HIS WOUND!

Neji staggered backwards. "What are you doing? Why did you stab me?" he said, voice failing as more blood poured out of his body.

The girl lauged maniacally as she answered. "You might remember WHEN YOU FRIKEN ALMOST KILLED HINATA YOU STUPID SON OF A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She kept laughing until Neji's pulse slowed to a stop, and he fell limp. She then untied a pink ribbon from her middle finger and disappeared in a puff of logic.

A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE FRIKIN DESERVED THAT!...No one pay attention to me. I hate Neji's guts from almost killing Hinata. I'M STILL PISSED!!!!!!

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