Ways to annoy your roomate: Invader Zim style.

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Dib was alone in his dorm sitting on his bed. He was becoming very fustraighted. He sighed and looked down. He never knew that Zim could be such a tease...and now, he tells his story: "Oh lets see...it all started at the first day of summer."

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Flash Back

It was the first day of summer vacation, people are out of skool and are in the roads almost practicly getting runned over by playing ball, skipping rope, and playing freeze tag. People were out of town, everyone was having a great time...

But of course, Dib didnt have anything planned, he couldnt anyway since his father was always busy, he just decided to stay home...until.

"DIB YOU GOT MAIL!" yelled Gaz from the couch. "Come and get it before I shred it!" she commanded.

Dib quickly got up. "Mail? I actually have mail?" he said with a smile. "I wonder who it could be from..." he said to himself as he ran to his sister.

Gaz stared at him, then threw the mail at him. "Its from some summer camp..."

Dib caught it, then opened it. He was invited into going to a free camping trip, which includes having his own dorm with a roomate.

"Seems like fun..." Dib mumbled as he put the mail in his pocket. "I wonder what my roomate would be...maybe he would understand my paranormal studies!...or not." he said as he looked down. "I better start packing...this camping thing starts tomorrow."

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Zims base.

Zim was in his lab fixing things that GIR has accidently broke. He looked at the clock then back at his work. "Summer vacation..where all the little humans are outside to PLAY..when they should be home studying or something." said Zim twitching. "Too..many..children!"

"MASTER! MASTER!" yelled GIR running to him, then tripping, seeing a mail fall out of his metal hands and onto Zims feet.

Zim raised his non-existant eyebrow at GIR then looked down. "Ohh...neat." said Zim smiling, opening the mail. "Eh? ...Summer camp? Sounds evil..." he said with an evil giggle. "I SHALL JOIN THIS THING CALLED CAMP TO TAKE OVER!" he yelled as if no one can hear him.

"Master..the camp thingy is tomorrow" said GIR poking the mail. "I wanna goo...can I go? PLEASE? PLEASE PLEASE PREETY PLEASE!" yelled GIR running around Zim like a maniac.

Zim slapped his forhead and groaned. "FINE! But you are going to have to accept our human roomate...no matter WHO he is! He must not suspect a THING! Understand, GIR?"

GIR just blankly stared. "OKIE DOKIE!" he yelled.

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End of Flashblack.

"Thats how it all started...I cant believe I ended up with HIM!" said Dib to himself. "He has been doing these pranks on me...oh no...here he comes." said Dib hiding in his covers. "Dont let him come to me.."

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Next page: Chapter 1. The ingenious pranks are revieled!