There once where a guy named bob who could not talk. He walked everywhere but could not speak. This is a story about how f# up his life is.

Story 1

As bob woke up from his sleep in a daze. Then he just remembered that he was gonna meet a friend at the park at 2:00 pm. He would of told her mom but he could not speak, so he just left her a note on the counter. But little did he know is that when he left he had left the note by a strip of fine bacon which the dog came over and devoured but the note and the bacon.

So bob walked down the street to the park only to accidently bumb into a professional boxer. He got thrown in a dumpster because he didn't say exuse me. As he pulled him self out of the dumpster now late because of the boxer he ran to the park.

When he got there his friend was there waiting. He asked why he was late but since he was his friend he knew he couldn't talk. They walked out of the park to go to a resturant. There they had the finiest foods and deserts. The place looked really really packed. So as they finally found a seat and looked over the menus for 5 minutes. Each one knew what they wanted but then. "Dude i have to go the bathroom" said his friend. So he left only to have the waiter come right after he left. The waiter asked what he wanted. He tried to say "steak and shrimp" but nothing came out. So the impatiant waiter said "well ok since your still looking ill come back later". Bob pissed off that they lost the waiter because he knew it would be some time before she came back. so the friend came back 2 minutes later asking if the waiter had shown up. Bob wrote on a piece of paper that she did a couple of minutes ago. So the friend said "its ok, how long could it be before she gets back?

2 hours later

The waiter finally came by only to say sorry but the resturant is closing so you have to leave.

Bob and his friend were pissed off beyond imagine! So they parted ways at the park again.

As bob opened the door hoping to go to bed right away, hoping to get this day over only to have his mom and dad lecture him for 2 and half hours strait about letting them know where he has gone. His parents let him go to bed at midnight and said "we'll finish when you wake up.

So has his eyes finally started to close he couldn't help but think "well i wonder whats going on tomarrow?"