Ok, I was bored whilst waiting for an ep of naruto to load so I typed this.
YES! I am aware of its strangeness!
Btw… disclaimer: Naruto is cool. And owning Naruto would be cool. Very cool. And I would be cool. Because owning something that is cool would be cool. But I'm not cool so therefore I do not own Naruto. That's mah logic for ya!
This is pretty much people I like from naruto, living together.
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Kiba was on his hands and knees, looking under a couch and talking in a baby voice.
"Cooome here little one! I need yooou to come ooout nooooow! You would be a vewy good boy if you diiiiiid…"
Naruto walked in, carrying a glass of hot chocolate and raised his eyebrows.
"Erm… Kiba…. Are you… how come…whatareyoudoing?"
Kiba lifted his head up to look at Naruto and whacked it on the couch.
"Ow, ow, ow… I'm looking for Akamaru. Have you seen him?"
Naruto looked slightly afraid and backed up a bit.
"Uh…" he hit a table and changed course. "no, I haven't seen him… ask Shika…" Naruto said and bolted out the door.
"what… the?... oh, well. SHIKAMARU!"
"Yeah, yeah… whatever… why do you need to be so annoying? What do you want?" Shikamaru walked in slowly.
"Akamaru. Seen him?" Kiba felt that when talking to Shikamaru, it was best to be short and simple.
"What makes you think that I would be bothered to see your dog? I don't go looking for these things, you know." He said and walked off in the direction he came from, muttering something about Kiba being troublesome.
He sighed.
"Ask Sasuke…" Shikamaru called out from the direction he walked off in.
Ok then, sasuke. Kiba thought.
"Hey Sasuke, have you seen Akamaru?" Kiba popped up in Sasuke's doorway.
"No, ask someone else. Like Gaara." He said, not looking up from whatever he was doing.
Where the heck is Gaara?
Kiba walked off thoughtfully and ran into Ino.
"What do you want?" She demanded scarily.
PMS. Gotta be.
"Have you seen Akamaru?" Kiba asked in the nicest way he could think of.
"No, I have not seen your stupid dog! Have you seen Sasuke?" Kiba pointed in the direction where he came from and she ran off like a rabid fangirl.
"Where the hell is Gaara?!" Kiba shouted to nobody after he had been looking around for an hour or so.
"I wouldn't disturb him if I were you." Temari said quietly as she walked past.
But where the hell is he?
Naruto found Kiba sitting in the kitchen, looking meek and depressed.
"Hey, whatcha doooin?" He asked in an annoying way.
"I can't find Akamaru." He grumbled back.
"Um… Kiba?" Naruto said.
"Yer…"
"Turn around."
Kiba looked over his right shoulder at Naruto.
"No, look at me the other way."
Kiba looked confused.
"Over your left shoulder."
Kiba did so.
"Ok, that didn't work. Dammit."
Kiba rolled his eyes and went back into his own little world of sulking. He put his face into his hands and started grumbling.
A small fuzzy thing rolled onto his lap.
"AKAMARU!" He squealed and hugged his doggie.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE WAS ON MY HEAD?!" He shouted at Naruto.
"Well, I thought you knew." He replied.
"If I was running around asking people 'where – oh, never mind." Kiba gave up on trying to explain and ran off, gleefully huggling his puppeh dog.
Moral: before you run around looking for something. Make sure you check that it's not on your person first.
Moral 2: never ask Naruto if he knows where something is.
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All these stories shall have morals.
This one just happened to have two, for some reason unbeknownst to me.
R&R pweez! Cyber huggles and ice cream!
