"Hello everyone, this is Running On Empty Food Review!"
Reviewbrah sat in his car holding a bag of Carl's Jr. food. "Hello everyone, it is a lovely Thursday morning, and this is The Report of the Week, with another food review. Today we have some Carl's Jr. and...whoa, it's Goku!"
Just outside Reviewbrah's car stood Goku. Hearing the commotion, he turned.
"Hey, I recognize you!" Goku said. "You're that guy who reviews food on Youtube!"
"Shocking development everyone," Reviewbrah said to his camera, "Goku himself is here! This is...shocking!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were filming a video," Goku said. "I'll get out of your way."
Reviewbrah thanked Goku and finished his review, which he awarded an 8.7 out of 10. After the video was finished, he and Goku chatted.
"I'm a big fan of yours," Goku said. "I watch your videos as soon as they're uploaded, every one!"
"Thank you," replied Reviewbrah. "If you don't mind me asking, which is your favorite?"
"Oh, man, there are so many but I think the one where you reviewed an Amtrak sleeper car is my current fave," Goku said. "You know, if you're interested, I could set up a visit to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber for you! You can get a year's worth of reviews done in a day!"
"Wow, that would be great! Thank you!" Reviewbrah said. Just then, a cackling laugh filled the air.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" an evil figure laughed. Reviewbrah and Goku looked up and they saw...
"CELL!" they both shouted.
"I am perfection," Cell said.
"Yeah I know," replied Goku. "What are you doing here?"
"I heard Reviewbrah was in the vicinity so I decided to show him the PERFECT burger," Cell said, pulling out a Burger King bag.
"I don't like where this is going," Reviewbrah said.
"I have used my perfection to create the ultimate burger...the Mayo King!" Cell laughed, pulling out a disgusting burger dripping with mayonnaise.
"That's too much mayo!" Reviewbrah protested. "No one could possibly enjoy it!"
"Wrong, dweeb," Cell sneered. "It's the PERFECT amount of mayo! And you're gonna eat it!"
"I'll handle this," Goku said, powering up to Super Saiyan 3.
"Super Saiyan 3?!" Cell cried. "But I couldn't even beat Super Saiyan 2!"
Goku flew up and blasted Cell with a Kamehameha, liquefying his atoms and defeating that monster once and for all.
After Cell was defeated, Goku flew back down. "Man, that battle made me hungry," he commented.
"Let's go to Denny's," Reviewbrah said. "My treat."
"That sounds like a good idea to me!" Goku replied.
THE END
