I was listening to some Three Days Grace when all of a sudden, Velvet barged into my room. She tromped up to me, grabbed me by the collar, and pulled me up to her face.
"Why haven't you gotten to work on Adventures of Team CFVY yet!?" she screamed at me.
I paused the video I was listening to, put my hand on her wrist, and said "Unlike other fan fictions I have intend to write, I actually have a good explaination for this: I haven't really seen your team yet."
Putting me down, Velvet asked "What do mean? You saw us in the last episode."
Brushing myself off, I answered with "I was going to write it when your team appeared in the series, but instead of a formal introduction, I just got a handshake."
"That's isn't a reason not to write it," the bunny Faunas said, "Look at how popular we already are and no one even saw us till Thursday. Heck, look at Neo; they only saw her once and already she's more popular that The Sims and she doesn't make you question your morals afterward."
"Velvet, I have a very Gavin question for you," I tell her, "Say you could have the best sex in the world with someone, but you didn't know how that person was. Would you do it?"
"No," Velvet said, looking at me as if I was a weirdo, "that doesn't remotely sound like a good idea."
"And that's why I haven't writen Adventures of Team CFVY yet," I explain to her, "I could do it, but I could get so much wrong about the characters and when we found out their characterizations, I would have to change them accordingly. Does that sound good to you?"
"No," Velvet said, crossing her arms and looking down.
"Good, now if you excuse me, I have other things to do," I tell her.
"Why haven't you writen Acrylic?" Rolf said out of fracking nowhere.
"I don't have a reasonable explaination for that," I admit, playing the video I was watching before.
After that, I wasn't disturbed until the next complant came up.
Okay, so now you know I'm not going to write Adventures of Team CFVY until we see their characterizations. I don't care about fan theories, I want cold, hard evidence. Criticize me all you want, but when we find out that the character we theorized so much about were not what we thought they were, you're all going to look like fools.
Anyways, I plan to use this series as both a comedic news letter and a place to put my one-shots that have little relevance to anything besides RWBY. Meaning, if I need to inform you about something RWBY related, or you want to request me to do a one-shot the way you want it, this is the place for that.
Well, that all from me. Don't feed the troll, and I'll see ya later lovelies!
Black King rises.
