Hey guys! I'm back! This is my second story "Santa jaws", I have to admit this is crazy but all turns out good in the end...I promise!

Disclaimer: Bruno, thankfully these characters belong to you not me! Anything could happen in that show if you lended them to me!

Oh btw, I'm sorry Jane! You`ll still forgive me? Right...?

Well on with the show!

The Mentalist: Santa Jaws.

`Well hello son, what your name?' The little boy looked up at his heroes face and a smile graced his small face.

`I`m Zack and I'm 6 and a half! `He grinned, admiring the golden buttons on Santa's suit.

` Zack. That just happens to be my favourite name! What would you like for Christmas? ` Santa asked, and the little boy's eyes lit up. `A remote- control car! `

`A remote- control car? `

`Yep! `

`Grace, could you please get my Santa sack for me? `

The tall red haired young woman nodded, grabbing a big red Santa Sack with all his reindeers on it. Smirking and all chewing carrots.

`Here you go Santa` She smiled more to the small child than to Santa and she stood respectfully beside his throne with her hands behind her back, smiling out at the young kids to give them the impression that she adored her job as being Santa clauses elf.

`Now Zack, make sure to go to bed at 9pm tonight alright and to open that present tomorrow ok? Good boy! ` He smiled cockily, giving Zack his present and the young boy hopped off his knee and back down to the crowd, showing his mom his great present that he received personally from Santa, the man himself.

After about two hours, most of the kids and parents had begun to leave, fearing they could be stranded on the highways for Christmas Eve.

`Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas everybody! ` Chanted Jane, swinging his bells around the place as the last family left the mall and the sliding doors shut with a Bing.

Grace faced Jane who still sat in his throne, smiling up at her.

`It's the most wonderful time of the year..!`He sung, chuckling a bit when he finished and Grace frowned.

`Why did you pick me to be your elf Patrick? ` She looked at him while the jingle of the bells at the end of her hat began to irritate her.

Jane grinned.

`Grace, you should be honoured! I could not picture Cho or Rigsby trying to squeeze into that dress and little red ankle boots. They'd look like drag queens if they did! ` Confusion crossed Graces features and she shrugged her shoulders.

` But what about Lisbon, Why didn't you pick her? ` She questioned further, feeling the back of the angle boot dig into her leg.

`Well she's cute as she is but would make the ultimate elf, but I needed a tall elf, which would over-see the crowd for our killer and you were the perfect match` he pressed his fingers against the ear piece in his ear and spoke into the small microphone hidden in his beard.

`Sorry Teresa, you're still cute and elfish in my eyes! 2 for the price of one! `

`Do you wanna be a dead Santa Claus? `, Threatened Lisbon.

`Id much rather prefer not to be thanks. Generous of you to offer though! ` He grinned glancing up at Grace, who shook her head in shame.

`Shut up Jane, have you spotted him yet? `

`Oh yeah I see him all right, He's in front of me aiming a revolver at my chest...`Jane looked at the guy and whispered bye to Lisbon as he watched the bullet spiral towards him.

He stopped for a moment, unsure of what to do, but he stood up with his hands up in defence hearing Lisbon's yells from the earpiece and her smash open the door with all her might, gun drawn and slowly creeping around the corner. Jane jolted back as the bullet pierced his chest and made him fall backward on the throne again. He felt a pain burn against his chest and his whole world go black.

The Mentalist: Santa Jaws.

Okay, I decided this story will be split up into three or four parts.

It's nearly 11.30pm here so I don't think I could get the whole story written up tonight! Cause Santa's coming tonight! Lol!

Please let me know whatcha think about it and give me some tips on how to improve! Oh I almost forgot, if you need me to answer any questions about this chap/story so far, please feel free to ask because I will promise I`ll reply!

Next Chap will be up tomorrow or Saturday, but I'll have it done for Sunday at the latest! Cheers and merry Christmas,

Love

~JNS. Xxx :P