Ah, this is my first crack at a Harry Potter crossover. This is a triple crossover, yes but I worked hard to make it work. There are demons in this story but NO, they're not InuYasha demons.

Anyway, this is for KAZI-KUN, HARPYGIRL91 and the others I know on DeviantArt, YouTube and here, FF.N.

Hope you love it!


Harry Potter/Sailor Moon

Full Metal Alchemist

"Harry Potter and the Living Stone"

Chapter 1:

"Something's Afoot"

A woman in a long cloak wrapped around her and hood drawn over her head quietly strode up to the wrought iron gates that barred her entrance. A smirk curved the woman's lips as she extended a hand from her cloak and touched the gates. It was the soft red light and accompanying electricity that surged over the enchanted ore and opened the gates, allowing her entrance.

The path leading up to the handsome manor house was emptied and unbarred, allowing her to come straight to the doors where two figures waited for her. One was a curvaceous woman wrapped in a shawl and the other was a wicked looking man with his hands in his jacket vest's pockets. Their presence only made the woman smirk even more.

They would be enough to convince the man she was coming to see. After all, why have the whole set at her heel when she made introductions? She needed the others where they were until the time was right.

The woman touched the doors, like she had the gates, and the doors threw themselves open. The curvaceous woman took the lead, the wicked man falling in step behind the woman and closing the doors behind them. Of course, their entrance had alarmed the residents and their guests, wands being aimed at the new comers.

"Who dares to burst into this house?" Lucius Malfoy demanded, attempting bravado. The wicked man only snorted softly while the curvaceous woman half hid her face with her shawl. "If you don't answer, I'll curse you where you stand."

"Easy, Wizard. I mean none of you any harm." The woman replied as the curvaceous woman stepped out of her way. "I am here to see the Dark Lord, your master. I know he's here and I happen to have a tidbit of quite scintillating information for his ears."

Lucius looked wary, not sure whether or not to let this woman into the dining hall behind him. What if they were really spies, sent to kill the Dark Lord?

"Let her in, Lucius." The Dark Lord commanded. "No need to waste even the slightest shred of information when it could possibly benefit us in our cause against the muggles and those who oppose me."

"Right this way." Lucius told the woman, stepping out of her way and almost bowing her through the currently open doors. She walked past him with a posture and stride that reminded him of the Dark Lord and her companions reminded him of his own sister-in-law and Snape. It made Lucius wonder if they were married.

A chair was brought to the other head of the table, across from the Dark Lord, but a couple feet back. The woman graciously sat down, spreading her cloak open to show a dark magenta gown and unclasped her cloak pin. She gracefully shrugged her cloak off her shoulders and drew her hood back, revealing how young she was.

Her eyes, however, belied a dark soul that was far older than the body it inhabited.

"You are certainly a knowledgeable, powerful woman to find me here and not a witch, for you addressed Lucius as 'Wizard'." The Dark Lord said, getting a smirk from the woman. "I'm curious as to your identity."

"I am the alchemist Dante and these are 2 of my homunculi, Lust and Greed." She responded as the curvaceous woman took off her shawl and the wicked man took his hands from his pockets. The red Oroboros stood out from their pale flesh. "I have 5 others under my command and I would like to interest you in a very beneficial alliance."

"Oh?" The Dark Lord prompted.

"Have you heard of the Philosopher's Stone?" Dante inquired, like she was trying to make conversation. The Dark Lord nodded once, remember that fetid loss to Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore. "I know Flamel's attempt was called such but it was merely a Sorcerer's Stone, not truly the Philosopher's. It can—and has been made, more than once. And I know that you would care greatly for one."

"And you could make another?" He questioned suspiciously. She nodded once. "One that you'll just hand over to me? That doesn't benefit you."

"Oh, but I won't just give it away, you see. I'm afraid that I can't." Dante replied, almost loftily. But her words soon turned cold. "Not when I have to admit multiple defeats at the hands of my former husband's talented children. I can assure you, however, you will be able to use it, for a true Philosopher's Stone is more powerful than you can imagine."

"Is that so?" The Dark Lord was interested now. A true Philosopher's Stone that put Flamel's to shame—oh, he would love to get his hands on that kind of power. "How long will it take you to make it?"

"I'm afraid a true Stone can't be 'made' by an alchemist, not the way you're no doubtedly thinking." Now, she was becoming a bit of a tease. "It has to be made by an alchemist's true power, in their soul. And I know in which alchemist it resides."

Now, that had the Dark Lord's attention. "And you have agents close to this alchemist?"

Dante's eyes glittered darkly and her smirk deepened. "Oh, closer than they can imagine, my good Wizard. I have three homunculi so very close to them that I can merely just give the word and they will bring that alchemist—and their conduit to me with little interference."

This brought a smirk to the Dark Lord's own lips. "This could prove to be a most rewarding partnership, Lady Dante. Tell me more of this true Stone. You have me intrigued."


Uh-oh...something tells me that Dante's got a certain someone in mind....

Greed: Aw, I knew you loved me, Baby.

NMW: Back off, carbon-breathe! I've got Ed on speed-dial! I'll have him kick your ass again!

Wrath: Yeah! *snatches NMW and holds her away from Greed* An' she's MINE, anyway!

NMW: *grabs cell phone nad presses speed dial* ED--GET ME OUT OF HERE AND I'LL COOK YOU DINNER FOR A MONTH!

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