A.N: Hey Guys! This is a songfic inspired by a tumblr post I saw, someone only wrote out the first verse, I thought it was cute, so I wrote the rest. To the tune of 'Hey There Delilah'.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or 'Hey There Delilah'


Hey there T'hy'la what's it like in Shi'kahr city?

I'm two holo-decks away,

But Jim tonight you look so pretty, yes you do…

No Starship can shine as bright as you, I swear it's true…..

Hey there T'hy'la don't you worry about the distance….

I'm right there if you get lonely give this song another listen….

Close your eyes, listen to my voice it's my disguise

I'm by your side….

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

What you do to me

Hey there T'hy'la, I know times are getting hard

But just believe me Jim, we are the best starship by far….

We'll have it good, we'll have the life we knew we would…..

My word is good…..

Hey there T'hy'la, I've got so much left to say…

If every simple touch I gave you….

Would take your breath away, I'd do it all…

Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all….

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Two holo-decks seems pretty far

But we've got starships, transporters and hovercars…

I'd walk to you if I had no other way…

Our crew would all make fun of us

And we'll just laugh along because we know

That none of them have felt this way…

T'hy'la, I can promise you

That by the time that we get through,

That space will never ever be the same.

And you're to blame….

Hey there T'hy'la,

You be strong and don't you miss me….

Two weeks with my father, on Vulcan Two….

And I'll be making history with you, like I do…..

You'll know it's all because of you….

Protector of the Enterprise's crew….

Hey there T'hy'la here's to you,

This one's for you.

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

What you do to me


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