Kanra looked at him again, not believing her own eyes. She moved to the side, but just to mess with her, he took a mirroring step. If this was a mirror it was a really messed up trick.
"I can't believe you're cuter than me," Kanra grumbled.
Izaya smirked and put a hand on his hip, something Kanra had only seen other girls doing to look cocky. He certainly had the body language down. "How about we test that?"
"What do you mean?" Kanra asked with a smirk, deciding to play along. If it meant that she got to dress in drag as well and seduce his precious Shizu-chan while he seduced hers, then she wasn't completely against the idea.
"We'll ask the Shizu-chans," he said. "See if they can tell us apart."
Kanra grinned to match his. "We'll have to give you a wig, since I'm not cutting my hair that short. Also, I get to give you a make-over."
He shrugged. "It's nothing I haven't done before."
"Do you have the fake boobs?" Kanra asked. She felt her own chest. "We'll need the right size. You can just use my make-up and clothes."
"Thank gawd you don't wear heels," he sighed. "Let's get this over with then. I want to see their delicious expressions."
Kanra and Izaya spent the next three hours getting themselves to look as identical as possible. Izaya was forced to wear a corset to slim himself down a bit, and it took an hour just to get the fake boobs to look real and not ridiculously lop-sided. In the end, Kanra thought it might work.
Of course she didn't want Shizuka to fall for the ruse. She wanted her precious girlfriend to see the difference and not fall for the trick. Kanra didn't know what her twin brother was planning afterwards, and assumed that it wouldn't end with merely a good laugh.
They both texted their lovers and waited for them to arrive. Shizuka had spent the day with her cousin and so they arrived together, and had the same baffled expression when seeing the two Kanras sitting on the couch.
"How are you, Shizu-chan?" Kanra and Izaya asked together. They had practiced their lines and timing to speak completely in sync. They also practiced using a tone that was lower than Kanra's normal speech and higher than Izaya's so that they sounded similar even when talking independently.
"What's going on, Flea?" Shizuo growled. He seemed to think that the one on his right, the Orihara's left, was Izaya and was looking at that one. Surprisingly he was correct so far.
"Kanra?" Shizuka asked simply, looking between the two versions of her sitting on the couch.
"We're playing a game," the Orihara twins said in sync. Kanra continued, "You must try and find which of us is Izaya…" and Izaya finished, "and which is Kanra. Fun, ne~?"
"No," Shizuo growled. "You don't look good in drag, Flea."
"Are you saying Kanra's not cute?" Kanra asked. At that Shizuo focused his gaze on her, as if taking her words as confirmation of her being Izaya.
"Because that's awfully mean of you to think of Kanra that way," Izaya pouted.
"What if we don't pick?" Shizuka asked. She was still looking at both of the twins in turn, not giving either of them preference over the other.
"There will be a punishment round," Kanra giggled. Izaya giggled along with her saying, "And that will involve a little BDSM play."
"I'm not letting you tie me up, Flea!" Shizuo growled.
"But you have to sleep," Izaya said with a shrug that Kanra mirrored. She finished, "Even a monster like you needs that."
"And if we're wrong?" Shizuka asked.
"Then we get to be on top!" Kanra and Izaya laughed together, joining hands and smiling at each other wickedly. "Are you in?"
Shizuo and Shizuka exchanged a glance. "I'll choose first," she said with a shrug. "I don't care if Kanra tops, but I know you care. If who I pick turns out to be Izaya, then you can choose him as well."
"No, no!" Kanra and Izaya said together, wagging their free hands' index fingers at the blondes. "You two must agree who is Izaya and who is Kanra. Otherwise it wouldn't be fun, ne~?"
"This is such bullshit!" Shizuo spat. "Can't we even get a hint or something?!"
"You may ask one question," Kanra replied. Izaya finished, "Which we may choose to answer or not." Then Kanra continued, "You can gain information by what we say as well as what we don't."
"So that's to prevent us from asking directly who's who," Shizuo sighed. He ran a hand through his blonde hair. "Well, then which of us will ask first?"
"Me," Shizuka said. "I think I know already which is Kanra." She moved to stand in front of the twins and asked, "May I kiss you?"
Kanra and Izaya exchanged a glance. "Only one of us," they replied. "Choose."
Shizuka leaned forward and kissed the one on her right, their left. Izaya. Kanra's hand tightened on his and he let go, furious that he was kissing her Shizu-chan. Of course Shizuka was clearly playing it safe, not touching Izaya at all like she normally touched Kanra, like stroking his hair or touching his cheek gently.
Izaya, playing his part too well for Kanra, seemed to be trying to be a good kisser. He teased Shizuka with his tongue like Kanra loved doing, and was smirking the whole time like Kanra often did.
Shizuka pulled away and smiled. "Thanks. Now I know who's Kanra." She moved back to stand by Shizuo, smirking. Kanra did her best not to glare at the blonde. Jealously would give her away immediately.
"You going to tell me?" Shizuo asked.
Shizuka shook her head. "They probably want to figure it out on your own."
Shizuo shrugged and went to put out the cigarette he had been smoking. "Then I guess I'll just kiss the other one."
"You have to ask!" Kanra and Izaya said together quickly. Izaya's voice slipped slightly, his slight anger showing through. They hadn't rehearsed the line, but Kanra knew he would be just as possessive over Shizuo as she was over Shizuka. "Let's see how you take it," she thought evilly.
"May I kiss you?" he asked Kanra.
"Yes," she said with a smirk she knew Izaya wouldn't mirror. If he was in this position, he would be smirking like she was, so she thought the action was justified.
He leaned forward and kissed her hesitantly. She wasn't accepting that and nibbled his lip like Izaya loved doing. It was too bad that they couldn't keep going, because he was almost as good a kisser as Shizuka.
When Shizuo pulled away, Kanra smirked at Izaya, which he hastily tried to mirror. His was more of a promise to get back at her. "Same goes for you," she thought maliciously.
"Time to choose," the twins said together, turning to face the blondes.
Shizuka went straight to Kanra and kissed her forehead. "You're a bitch," she muttered.
Shizuo just stood where he was, glaring at Izaya.
"So is this your choice too," Izaya asked.
"Shut up, Flea," Shizuo growled.
Kanra stood up and wrapped her arms around Shizuka. "Yay!" she cheered. "How'd you know?!"
"He's a bad kisser," Shizuka smirked.
"Hey!" Izaya complained. He stood up and crossed his arms.
"It's true that she's better than you," Shizuo said as he moved toward his glaring lover, "but I wouldn't say that you're bad necessarily."
Kanra stuck her tongue out at him before kissing her girlfriend. She was happy beyond words. She pulled away and giggled.
Shizuka shook her head. "If you were going to get so upset then why'd you do it?"
"Because they're sadistic," Shizuo growled.
"You would know," Izaya and Kanra smirked together.
Shizuo scowled and grabbed Izaya's arm.
"Hey!" the informant complained. "What the hell?"
"I'm going to make you pay for this!" the bodyguard growled while leading the weaker man to the bedroom.
Kanra heard the door slam, and thought she heard it lock as well. Then there was yelling that quickly disappeared with thumping and pounding on the walls and floor.
"They're so noisy," Kanra complained.
"As if you aren't," Shizuka smirked.
They held hands and looked at each other. Kanra looked at their hands and tightened her grip as she asked, "Are you seriously mad at me for this? It was his idea."
"I know," Shizuka replied quickly. "You're too possessive to think of something like this."
Kanra frowned. "Don't be so hasty! Shizuo's not a bad kisser like Izaya, you know."
"No, I wouldn't know," the blonde replied, "but you're not really his type."
The raven giggled. "Nor he mine. The dick kinda gets in the way."
"As do these." Shizuka moved her hands to suddenly grope Kanra's breasts.
"Hey!" the raven complained.
Shizuka kissed her and squeezed. "You don't have the right to complain."
"Can we at least go home first?" Kanra asked.
"No," Shizuka replied with a smirk.
I don't know if I'll write the scenes following this one yet. If I do they'll be up as soon as my finals are over, but if not then... well obviously they won't be. Also it's irritating me that Kanra and Shizuka aren't in the character list.
Please tell me what you thought! Thank you for reading!
