Disclaimers: I do not own Fairy Tail.
A/N: So anyway a buddy of mine told me that I was wasting potential stories by writing them out in "Romeo's Life" so they suggested that I make them their own individual ones and leave only drabbles in "Romeo Life", So here I go with my Romeo x Mavis story. Enjoy this pairing that's so crack that it will get you high. Don't Like, Don't Read.
P.S.: Mavis biological age is 13, while her chronological age is 118. But I bump it up to 14 in this story.
I would like to point out that I am well aware that Mavis loves Zeref, but remember at one point she gave up on him. Also, I am well aware of recent events in the Fairy Tail manga:
THIS. IS. A. CRACK. PAIRING! Let it go if you have a problem with it.
Chapter 1
The Decision.
"This is wrong", Romeo said, "In fact I'm pretty sure this is an abuse of power even if you're the guild master."
"Come now, Romeo. All we're asking you to do is to take Master Mavis on her first date", Master Makarov explained while Kinana finished brushing his hair, "We're not asking you to marry her."
"I'm a Fairy Tail wizard, not some cheap dating service!", Romeo yelled, "Surely there is someone else who can do this!"
"Yes, let me think of all the people who could take your place on this date and not end up in jail", Master Makarov pretend to think with his hand on his chin, "Nope, can't think of anyone who around the same age as the First Master."
"She's over a hundred years old! A hundred and eighteen to be exact!"
"But the First Master gain her "immortality" around the age of fourteen", Makarov countered causing Romeo to shake his head in annoyance.
"Can't believe my old man was the one to come up with this idea", Romeo grumble as he remembers how all this happen. It was right after Fairy Tail defeated Zeref, Acnologia, and the Alvarez Empire invasion. Cana had release Mavis from her imprisonment and thanks to the powerful mage, Irene enchanting the whole country for some reason, Mavis was free of her curse. Porlyusica examined her and came to the conclusion that the mage was started to age once again, therefore she could live a normal life once more.
Immediately she wanted to try all of the stuff she missed over the decades she been a ghost. Sleepovers, makeovers, shopping, gossip and all the other stuff that a teenage girl would normally do. But then she notices something. She would see all the couples in the guild go out on dates all the time and she started to wish that she could do that. What she had with Zeref was different than what the average teenage girl experiences, but he changed over the years and now he was gone.
Master Makarov took note of Mavis behavior and held a special meeting with all of the members of the guild who have held the title of master, including Gildarts and Erza.
Flashback
"This problem may be even bigger than Zeref himself", Master Makarov stated.
"Indeed, our honor as a guild would be besmirch if we couldn't help our one of our guild founding member with their dilemma", Erza added.
"This problem is easily fixable", Gildarts said, "We have to find someone to take the First Master out on a date, that's all."
"Yes, but who among the guild would be up for the task?", Makarov questioned, "Almost everyone is spoken for, and we don't want the master to feel like she being pitied. Also we don't want someone to end up in jail cause everyone thinks they're pedophile. First Master Mavis does look exactly like a young teenage girl."
The trio sat down and try to think of a solution when the fourth member at the meeting, Macao Conbolt, spoke up.
"There is one person who could do it", he said.
"Macao! You can't mean…", Makarov said.
"Yes, my son", Macao said, "The boy needs to get out more anyway! He always has his nose in a book or is hanging out around Natsu!"
"Okay, say we do go along with this plan. How would we get Romeo to do it?", Gildarts asked.
"Leave that to me", Erza smiled deviously as she summon a blade into her hand and walked out of the Guild Master's office and into the main hall. There she spotted her target, sitting alone at a corner table reading a book.
"My apologize Romeo for what I am about to do", Erza tells herself as she walks toward him, "But it is for the good of the guild."
Present
"And here I am, a sword and castration threat later", Romeo mumbled as Kinana finishes up with his hair.
"To be fair, she only threaten castration if you did something pervert to the First Master while on the date", Makarov added.
"Not helping the situation right now, Master Makarov", Romeo says while Kinana tries to hold in her laughter as she walks out of the room.
"Don't worry Romeo, it's just one date", Master Makarov assured him, "She just needs to get this out of her system so she can mark it off her list of things to do."
"Let's get this over with", Romeo sighs as he gets up and follows Master Makarov to Fairy Hills where he would be meeting Mavis.
A/N: Enjoy
