Chapter 1: First Day of School

Author note: Hey all, this is my first fanfic, please be nice and I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach

"Momo Hinamori! Your bus is here!" shouted Mrs. Hinamori

"Coming Mom!" replied Momo

Today was Momo's first day of school in her sophomore year of high school. Ever since she was a freshmen she hated the bus, the only goodthing about it was that it contained her best friend Rukia Kuchiki. Since fourth grade, Momo and Rukia had supported each other like sisters.

Momo heaved her backpack on and raced to catch the bus that was slowly screeching to a stop. Momo stopped at the bus stop to regain her breath and composure. Taking a deep breath, Momo stepped onto the bus. The doors closed behind her as she proceeded to search for Rukia's black hair among the mass of brown, red, and blonde hair.

Finally, Momo spotted her in the back conversing with a red head. As Momo drew near, she could hear Rukia arguing with Renji Abarai.

"…and he was supposed to organize it with Mrs. Hinamori! Didn't you-" Rukia cut off as she realized Momo was standing there, "Er…hi Momo, what's up?"

Chuckling, Momo plopped down next to Rukia,

"I could ask you the same thing!"

Rukia stammered and glanced at Renji for a quick cover up. He scrunched his eyebrows to think until he brightened.

"Rukia was just wondering what the inside of your house looked like!" Renji looked pleased with himself. Rukia groaned,

"I was at her house yesterday, idiot!" exclaimed Rukia, she turned to Momo

"No comment," smirked Momo

Soon, the bus rolled to a stop, Rukia grabbed Momo and Renji and shoved her way to the front. Once they were on the high school lawn, Rukia held out her hands,

"Give" said Rukia simply

Momo and Renji immediately understood and fished out their schedules. Rukia flipped through them and frowned,

"Dang, dang," muttered Rukia

"What?" asked Momo and Renji at the same time

"I only have one elective with you, Acting II!" Rukia informed Momo, "While I have all my core classes with red pineapple here!" Rukia gestured to Renji

Momo laughed, a finger tapped her shoulder. She turned to see a guy with orange hair standing there.

"Um, can I help you?"

He chuckled,

"No, its how I can help you. I am supposed to take all sophmores to their classes," said the guy, he then frowned, "My name is Ichigo Kurosaki,"

Renji burst out laughing,

"Ichigo? As in strawberry?"

"Yes," replied Ichigo stiffly

Renji collapsed in another roar of laughter,

"I used to have a girlfriend named Ichigo, she was a lot prettier than you, though"

Ichigo growled, Momo and Rukia were stiffling giggles behind their trembling hands.

"Um, excuse me?" asked a timid voice

The four turned around, a small pink-haired girl was tugging their shirts,

"What?" asked Ichigo

The girl leaped on his back in joy,

"You answered!"

Ichigo grabbed her by the foot, she dangled upside down happily.

"Who are you?"

A cleared throat interrupted him

"Please let my sister go,"

Ichigo turned around and gulped. A tall senior with black spiky hair and pointy nose towered over him. Behind him, another senior with black pointy hair crossed his arms and smirked. Ichigo nodded and dropped the girl, she jumped on the senior's back,

"Don't beat him up Kenny! At least not right now! He answered me!" squealed the girl

"Ah, I'm Kenpachi, this is Yachiru, and my friend is Byakuya Kuchiki,"

Momo looked suspiciously between Rukia and Byakuya,

"Do you have a sister, Byakuya?" asked Momo

Byakuya's eyes immediately turned on Rukia.

"No," he replied coldly

Rukia hung her head low. Momo patter Rukia on the back, she would interrogate her later. Suddenly, Yachiru squealed,

"Bya! Your fangirls are coming!"

Byakuya, Kenpachi, Rukia, Renji, Momo, and Ichigo turned to see Rangiku, Orihime, Nanao, and Soi Fong walking toward the group.

"Bya-kun!" waved Rangiku

Yachiru started wailing, Rangiku stopped and looked at the crying girl on Kenpachi's back.

"What are you crying about?" asked Nanao

"Only Yachiru can call Byakuya Kuchiki Bya!" declared Yachiru

"Oi, Pinky!" called Renji

Yachiru turned on Kenpachi's back and spit a huge spitball at Renji,

"Shut up, air-head! I'm still talking!"

Renji stood there with saliva dripping down,

"What the hell?! WHY YOU LITTLE-"

"Calm down Renji!" exclaimed Momo

"If you don't stop screaming, I'll hit you!" threatened Rukia

Ichigo laughed while Renji ran around screaming, Rangiku thought this was hilarious and threw her orange juice on him (poor Renji). Suddenly,

BONK!

Renji fell to the ground unconcious, Rukia shook out her hand in disgust,

"Yachiru? Was is necessary to spit on Renji?" asked Momo timidly

"Just look at my hand!" exclaimed Rukia whose hand was dripping with saliva

Ichigo, being Ichigo, didn't think and burst out laughing. That is, until a wet hand slapped his cheek. Ichigo sat up clutching his red cheek,

"What was that for, you little sophmore?!" shouted Ichigo

"You know as well as me what it was for, 'big' junior!" Rukia shouted back

Soon it was a shouting match,

"Wimpy sophmore!"

"Orange-haired freak!" (Both Rangiku and Orihime glared at Rukia at this comment)

"Ugly b----!"

"F------ junior!"

"SHUT UP!" Momo just about had it with the swear words, she immediately clamped her hand over Yachiru's ears (who is a freshman). She took a deep breath, this was the first and last time she was ever going to do this.

"The f------ bell just rang! Stop acting like stupid b------ and get your s----- behinds in the school!" shouted Momo, she let go of Yachiru's ears. Yachiru pouted and obviously wanted to know what Momo said. The gang was stunned (cause Momo's the quiet, meek, and the good girl of the group) and trooped quietly into the building. Rukia remained with Renji who hand finally regained conciousness. Renji only heard the last part, and a grin was making its way out. Rukia ran and hugged Momo,

"Our little Momo grew up!" exclaimed Rukia

"I don't know what why you were yelling, Momo, but that was awesome!"

Renji tried to join their hug but was pushed away by both girls,

"Go wash off, pineapple head!" the girls shouted at the same time

Rukia and Momo looked at each other and burst out laughing. Even Renji laughed when he found out what they were laughing about. Still laughing, the three entered the high school for the first day of school.

Green.shamrock: please review!

Momo: I actually swore

Green.shamrock: Your fans cannot keep thinking you are the little meek Momo

Momo: Yes, they can

Green.shamrock: No, they cannot

Momo: yes they-

Green.shamrock: We are supposed to be done with the chapter; you are not even supposed to be here!

Momo: humph

Momo disappears mysteriously