AN: Official Disclaimer. I don't own Twilight. I've never read Twilight. I've never seen any Twilight movies. (The closest I've come is 30-second Bunnies on You Tube) This story is total crack. The only actual knowledge I have about Twilight comes from reading book/movie reviews. I made all this stuff up. No one gives me money for it.
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The Dark Secret of Edward Cullen
By PsychoNikki
Prologue
Once there was a young girl named Bella Swan, who went to a High School full of ignorant people.
None of them were smart enough to notice her beauty, or clever enough to see how graceful she was, and even the most ignorant of them should have known that she was the nicest person in the whole school.
But alas, Bella's wondrous beauty, her grace and kindness, her humble modesty, they were all unnoticed and unworshipped day after day.
One night as she lay in bed crying delicate tears at the misfortunes of her sad life, a fairy appeared who was nearly as beautiful and graceful as Bella.
"Dearest child," the fairy asked, "Why are you crying?"
Looking into the fairy's eyes, Bella knew at once that she was a kind and helpful person; almost as kind and helpful as Bella herself was.
So she told the fairy of the tragedies that had befallen her and asked, "Can you help me?"
"Of course I can," the fairy said, "One so lovely and talented as you deserves all the magic at my disposal. You just dry your pretty eyes and go to sleep. Don't worry; starting tomorrow things will be much better."
Bella closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep, wondering what her new life would be like.
End Prologue
