GAME OVER
Authors Notes: This is a crackfic. It's not made to make any sense whatsoever and it just came out. Thanks to the Next L, B. I would've never done it without you. xD AU.
I am the new Kira.
Light Yagami, died three years ago in 2007. L had also died shortly after. A new detective has taken over the Kira case.
She goes by the initial, B.
We sit at the same chair, we converse as if nothing is wrong. B knows about Ryuuku, although she has no idea he's the reason why I am the new Kira.
Or that I am Kira, for that matter.
"I love myself."
I say, we just watched a movie which featured us. B points over to Ryuuku, standing over and starting to cry.
"I thought you loved your Ryuuku."
B says as Ryukku runs away. I try to reach out to him, but I know he's long gone now.
I see a blonde man, a scar covering part of his face…Mello?
Wasn't he dead along with Light and L? I stand up, wiping the tears from eyes as he approaches me. It isn't the first time I've seen him. It's just that I was never entirely sure it was him.
He wrapped his leather-clad arms around me, chewing at a bar of milk chocolate with another hand. I reach up to him, just a little closer.
B's holding this huge rocket launcher…
She fired.
I could feel Mello's arms push me out of range. He's hit. Why in the world would B do this?!
I run to him, I run my hands across his ravaged face once more. He looks at me, opening his mouth.
"I…I…"
He doesn't finish, can feel the tears streaming down my cheeks once more. Why does it have to end like this? Before it even started?
"No…N…No…"
I stand and walk off, this is just a dream, I swear it all. There's a man, he's standing near the alley wall. He reaches his hand out to me. His skin seems yellowish.
"Come with me, Kira. To the dark side."
I raise my eyebrow.
"We have cookies."
I grin, COOKIES! I love Cookies. I run past him, his hood falls off. He looks strangely familiar…Spongebob?
I bit his hand, I thought he would give me cookies. I look up to the sky.
"Ryuuku."
I see him, he's coming back to me! My Shinigami is coming back to me! I un to him and wrap my arms around his inhuman frame.
"I'm sorry…I didn't mean to.."
"It's okay."
He cuts me off, smiling a wide smile.
Mello somehow crawls out from under the car nearby. I blink in disbelief and I can feel the Shinigami's grip tighten.
"You! Get away from her! She's mine!"
Mello screams as Ryuuku sticks his tongue out, as if claming me. B, she's back. She fire another missile.
Oh dear no, Not again.
Mello pushes me out of the way again, once again getting hit. I looked down at his even more ravaged face.
"I…I…"
"Yeah, you're going to die now. Huh?"
He nodded, and closed his eyes. Ryuuku was running away and then I realized.
"You! YOU'RE NOT MY RYUUKU!"
I screamed, he stopped in his tracks, unzipping the costume.
Inuyasha?
"Inuyasha! What the French fries are you doing here??"
"I have come to invade Shibuya with these Minions!"
He summons like…a thousand Misas. This could be my downfall.
"Um…this is Tokyo."
"Shit."
He walked away into the sunset…even though Shibuya is in Tokyo.
Dumbass.
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I put the PSP down. It's GAME OVER again.
Continue?
Yes
No
Perhaps one more game won't hurt.
