Timeline: after all the children tucked safely in their respective beds, China and England enjoyed their peaceful midnight.

Warning: those expecting lemons, sorry... with children around, we cannot do wrestling aru!

Disclaimer: Not mine except plot.

Enjoy!


"Arthur…" China moaned. "Give me a massage, aru."

"Why me?" England grumbled, but he still compelled the request and started to knead the smaller oriental's delicate shoulder. China closed his eyes, enjoying the pressure and touch.

"I am tired, aru…"

"Me too." England sighed. "I feel old."

"I am older than you, Arthur, aru." China sighed, giggling to himself. "And I am more tired than you, aru~"

"Are you sure about that, dear Yao? You are the one childish enough to scream when the ghost came out in the horror movie we watched last week…"

"I am older and older have nothing to do with ghost, aru!"

"But you screamed and cried alongside with Alfred… making me, Hong, Mei and Sealand embarrassed ourselves in the cinema."

"Well, I was crying, aru. But it is natural, aru! Even adults get scared sometimes! You were the one who quarrelled with Hong during the bath, until both of you used up all the bath water, aru!"

"He did it first! He shot me with the water gun you bought for Christmas, Yao!"

"But you should have stopped him, aru! I was busy washing Mei's back and having Alfred hanging on my neck, aru!"

"You can say that easily because the children like you better. They hear whatever you told them. It is so cunning when you think about it." England sighed. He stopped kneading China's shoulder and kissed the crown of the black hair. China moved away, giving place for England to sit beside him on the sofa. England gratefully sat down and pulled China into his embrace. England played with the long strand of hair and twirled it. China smiled; playing with England's other hand.

"You don't know what the children did in the car today… I wonder how we arrived safely in the kindergarten."

"What happened, aru?"

"Hong was fighting with Yong Soo—by the way, can we just not take him again? I know he is your cousin and all, but with him inside the calculation, I don't think there would be peace in our house ever—and Mei started to yell because his skirt was dirty from Alfred's hamburger's tomato sauce…"

"You gave him another burger again, aru? Are you crazy? That child has practically 80% of our food allowance, aru! He shouldn't eat more! I don't want him to be one of the Biggest L*s*r's contestants in the future, aru!!!"

"He was crying over it, and since the other children wanted it too, I …"

"You are too lenient as a father, aru!"

"Because you are too strict, Yao!" England refused to lose. China fumed.

"Who's fault is that, aru? If I am not strict with our children, you will spoil them rotten, aru! We have that much, if we don't take care of their upbringing, we shouldn't have them in the first place, aru! This is responsibility as parents, aru!"

"Well… we should calm down." England smiled, trying to calm down his lovely-yet-scary-as-hell-when-provoked spouse. "Listen, we should have just stopped when we have Arthur…"

"But you said you wanted a girl, aru…"

"Oh." England bites his lips. "You are right. But I thought…"

"It was you, aru. You kept coming even thought I said no, aru." China blushed. "Remember the back seat, aru?"

"That was when Alfred was born, not Mei. Mei was… in the bathroom, if I remembered correctly. Or was it the backyard?" England smiled sheepishly. "But honestly, I really love when Hong was made, Yao. How about a second honeymoon?"

"…" China blushed deeper. "I want… aru. But how? We have the children to take care of…"

"I believe France and Japan could take care of them for a week." England smiled and pecked China's heated cheek. "How about… London?"

"No… Your place is too humid and always raining… we couldn't even step outside aru…"

"Wasn't that the point of having a honeymoon, Yao? Why should we even go outside?"

"You pervert aru. I want to eat too. How about Beijing, aru?"

"Too cold to walk outside. Or is that what you want, Yao?"

"… I don't know aru." China smiled and nudged his head against England's neck. "I want to be with you, aru…."

Their lips almost met when suddenly two pairs of hands tugging their clothes from either sides of the sofa.

"Ma ma, daddy, Alfred wants to pee." Hong Kong yawned sleepily while tugging China's feet. America was holding his member while tugging England's ear hard.

Both of the parents blushed deeply. China put Hong Kong back to sleep while England helped America to the bathroom.

Yes, they do need a second honeymoon.


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