Author's Notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Last year and the year before, I did A Storm Hawks Christmas Carol. That was a lot of fun, so I searched frantically for a new Storm Hawks Christmas spoof. So here it is, "The Storm Hawks' Twelve Days of Christmas"! Sing along while you read!

Disclaimer: I own neither Storm Hawks, a Nerd Corps production, nor am I the original writer of the traditional Christmas song "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

The Storm Hawks' Twelve Days of Christmas

By WhispertheWolf

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A copilot like a sky monkey.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight Absolute Zeroes rocking,
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine Talons fighting,
Eight Absolute Zeroes rocking,
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten Piper plans in planning,
Nine Talons fighting,
Eight Absolute Zeroes rocking,
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven Murk Raiders dancing,
Ten Piper plans in planning,
Nine Talons fighting,
Eight Absolute Zeroes rocking,
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve dragons flying,
Eleven Murk Raiders dancing,
Ten Piper plans in planning,
Nine Talons fighting,
Eight Absolute Zeroes rocking,
Seven Rex Guardians parading,
Six Storm Hawks playing,
Five blue crystals,
Four Guardians,
Three stalker hens,
Two gloopy fruits,
And a copilot like a sky monkey!

Author's Notes: That's all! Merry Christmas, everyone!