((I am not the type to apologize much, so I feel I should make up for that by apologizing, in a slightly comical way, to random anime characters for their suckish Lives/Non-lives...))

Disclaimer: I don't own Code Geass

Warning: Spoilers!

#1 Kurirugi Suzaku

I'm sorry...

That I can't spell your last name right.

That you have such a tragic past.

That your eyes shrank ((God, that must've hurt like a bitch!))

That you lost your best friend

That your pretty pink princess got killed by Zero

That Zero was Lelouch

That you two could never agree

'Redemption'(('nough said..))

That you always get put in those... uniforms (('Cause seriously the first one, like, lines your ass. Yes, we all know Loyd is secretly gay.. And then, when you were a knight of Seven, at least it wasn't so focused on your ass... but still, gloves are hard to wear for more than 10 minutes... Then Lulu put you in- Uhm... Nevermind.))

(Loyd, I'm sorry for calling you gay...)

That you, like almost all anime characters, are paired with almost everyone you look at

That I think you and Lelouch having sex would be fucking hot

For all of those disturbing scriptures on ...

That spandex rides up

That in all this time, you hardly know how to play chess

That Aurthur keeps biting you

(Lloyd, I take it back... I'm not sorry for telling the truth.)

That your hair clashes with bright orange

That Kallen is constantly being thrown at you by the writers while she's naked

That the pizza landed on the tree

That you never realized Lelouch had C.C. in his closet

That the kick you worked on for probably days perfecting so that you could effectively use it in combat is now formally known online as "Spinzaku" by fangirls everywhere, and is often accompanied by "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round..."

That I can't think of anything else

And that this probably just made you flustered and somewhat confused, and failed to make you accept my sympathy...