There goes Kit Fisto, strolling down the halls of the Jedi Temple. He should be training the young Padawans in lightsaber training, but he didn't care. Let the kids play with the extremely dangerous plasma blades and cut their arms off. Its good for child development. Anyways. He's much more busy with other things.

Masters Mace Windu and Yoda nod at Kit Fisto when he walks by. He's too cool to nod back, so he gives a big grin. Mace Windu shakes his head, thinking that Kit Fisto is one dumb motherfucker. Yoda, the same, he thinks.

But Kit Fisto only cares about one Jedi. And her name is Aayla Secura, the Twilek babe. He once made out with her underwater so he could "breathe for her" but he was trying to get more action. Aayla Secura sees him and waves. Kit Fisto don't wave, he just gives a big grin.

Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are out bitching about some Senate shit. Kit Fisto knows the government is corrupted and controlled by the corporations, so he treats Anakin and Obi-Wan to a big grin.

Then he turns to you, the person reading this. If youre reading this its too late Kit Fisto is after you. On land or on water, he has the tactical advantage. You'll spend every waking hour checking behind your back to see if he's there. And when he does find you, he wont use the Force or kill you with his light saber.

He'll just give you a big grin.