1. tell him that tashigi is actually kuina come back to life and that she hated him the whole time.
2. tell him sanjis madly in love with him.
3. say that buggys red nose is real and that he got it by stepping on a rake and it hit his face so hard that it grew to the size of kentucky.
4. while he's asleep, make him look like a clown. put a mirror in front of his face right before he wakes up.
5. ask chopper to put sanji on zoro while both are asleep, then put a blanket on both.
6. say that in sanjis cigarettes, theres lamb tongue in it, and the smoke, the lamb tongue is barbeque!!!
7. make him listen to baby songs for 16 hours straight.
8. make him sing it.
9. if he sleeps with no pants on, put giant feet pajamas then put a teddy on while hes asleep.
10. take pictures if he doesnt wake up right after, then show him the pictures(make copies just in case he rips some)
11. mention namis happiness punch.
12. draw a life like picture of robin with a kissy face, then shove it in his face.
13. remember the time sanjixzoro almost came true in episode 131?(beginning)
14. "WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE A FAIRY WHO RIDES ON MAGICAL FLYING HOTDOGS!!! I ALSO WANT A PET WET NOODLE NAMED TITO!!! DANCE TITO!!! DANCE!!!"
15. say in a baby voice "HI MY WITTLE ZOZO!!!"
16. if that doesnt work, slap him a million times and say usopp goes to bed with girls with his nose(that scares even me)
17. make him eat apis' food
18. pants? what pants? i didnt see ur pants...
19. make him sing the beer song
20. tell him his favorite quote is "i drink, therefore i am"
21. he asks if hes a drink, say yes, then yell "DANCING BEER BOTTLE!!! MAKE HIM DO THE HULA!!!"
22. if he gets scared, tell him he doesnt need a grass skirt cuz hes a grass head
23. make him kiss a stuffed turkey at dinner and yell "YOURE CHEATING ON USOPP!!!"
24. show him your math homework
25. show him your report card
26. ask him if he can spell his name
27. make him spell it
28. make him spell it backwards
29. then tell him that he shaves his legs then eats the hair
30. tell him that your secretly king kong and you demand mutant tap danging bananas.
31. tell him you like usopp(i wont)
32. tell him youre kidding then make him eat apis' food again
33. tell him sanjis food is made of the-stuff-that-comes-out-of-luffy-after-he-eats(its not a burp)
34. tell him the drinks are actually toilet water
35. imitate a car after the alarm goes off
36. sing barney songs
37. show him sanjis secret stash of pictures of nami in the shower
38. how many beans did you eat today?
39. ask him if he ever dreamed of doing ballet
40. nail his feet to the floor then tye him up, and call fangirls to "do whatever he wants to him"
41. while hes asleep, whisper in his ear all night "zozo...the magical hotdog has come for you..."
42. when hes asleep, tell luffy hes unconcious and he needs cpr.
43. hide behind a plant and pull his pants down
44. make paco the evil parrot peck him rapidly
45. make bonclay do his "nami impression" in front of his face
46. hug him REALLY tight
47. sing happy happy joy joy for an hour and a half
48. make him sing "I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!!!"
49. put your shoes on your ears and go "MAAGH! MAAGH!" for 20 minutes
50. tel him to see numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49, and 50. oh, and make him do ballet while yodeling, then yelling "ITSA ME!!! PAPER MARIO!!!" YODELAYEEHOO!!!
51. (requested by rawr-its-keisha) Tell him his swords fell in the ocean,you saved them,and now he has to give you a kiss.
52. (requested by foxfireorenji) Put him and Tashigi in the same bed together naked and pull the covers to their heads.
