Note- SoraKamuiSor and Kaze Angel408

Kaze-Welcome to the first chapter of our "story." We're so happy you...Wait a minute where the hell is Sora?

Kurama- You locked her in the closet remember

Kaze- OH yeah evil laugh

Hiei-She passed out 20 minutes ago just walked into the room

Kaze- Oh that's why the banging stopped...Oh sweet silence...

Kurama- sweat drop uh maybe we should start the story now...

Hiei-Oh no I'm not going to be in your shit-story

Kaze- takes out pen don't make me put you in a pink dress and shove you in the closet with sora...

Hiei- i'll behave

Kaze- poor sora is still all alone

Yusuke- Just get on with it...shoots Kaze with his spirit gun. Laughs as she went unconscious

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Yusuke walked to Kuwabara's door and knocked loudly. After a few seconds Shizuru answered "Hey Yusuke!"

"Hey Shizuru is Kuwabara here?" Yusuke asked quickly not wanting to chat with Shizuru.

"Yeah just a sec...Sis, Yusuke's here." (A/N Kaze- Just bare with me here)

A tall girl with short orange hair and a blue school uniform (like Keiko's) ran down the steps. If you ask me she looks like a female Frankenstein. A hair female Frankenstein.

"Yusuke!" She shrieked "Did you finally come to ask me out?"

Yusuke rolled his eyes, "I'm still with Keiko, Kuwabara."

"Well dump her sorry ass. I'm way sexier than her, anyways," Kuwabara said doing "model" posses.

"Yeah, your about as sexy as a hairy gorilla in a bikini," Yusuke muttered.

"What was that?" Kuwabara asked standing right in front of him.

"Huh? Oh it was nothing, nothing at all..."Yusuke suddenly heard a beeping noise. "Do you hear that? What is it?"

"Its your alarm clock telling you to wake up."

"Oh..."

Yusuke woke up and smacked the alarm clock, "God damn alarm clock!" He muttered angrily. He suddenly remembered his dream. 'Why was Kuwabara a girl...Is there something he's keeping from me.'

"Yusuke, are you awake? I don't want to pay for school if you're not even gonna go!"

"Mom...It's Saturday...and it's summertime. School's been out for a week now."

"Stop being a smart-ass, Yusuke! Just get to school!" (obviously she's drunk)

"Fine," Yusuke walked out the door and down the street...'Where should I go? I could go to Kuwabara's...on second thought after that dream I better not. The last thing I need is to walk in on him putting on a bra and thong.' Yusuke shudders at the thought 'I'll just go sit down at the park.'

Just as Yusuke was about to sit down his communicator went off. "Hey Toddler, What do you want?" Yusuke asked lazily.

"I am not a toddler! I need you to come to my office ASAP. I have a mission for you. Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei are already here."

"Alright. I'll get there when I get there."

"That sounds promising," Koemba muttered, "Good-bye."

Yusuke transported to spirit world. He walked into the room "Hey who's trying to kill us now? Koemba looks up at Yusuke strut his "stuff" into the room slowly stopping by Kurama (on the other side of the room from Kuwabara.)

"Oh yes Yusuke its about time you got here," Koemba smirks as he picks up the remote and hits the only button on it. "Here's our newest enemy. He has unusual power he seems to just say three words and nothing else. The last people went against him and got him to move about five feet."

"Soooo, We're going against a rock? Kuwabara inputs with a confused voice.

"No we're going against a pile of shit, yes we're going against a rock." Yusuke says sarcastically.

"Well no, His name is Rajika. He's a psychic demon, so he has no need to move."

"Whoa wait. What the Fuck is a psychic demon?" Yusuke asked leaning against the wall.

"A psychic demon is a human-like demon. You must be extremely careful. From what we know so far is he uses his mind to "speak", put up force-fields, and pick things up."

"All with his mind? What is he? Freakin Alfred Einstein." Kuwabara said amazed.

"It's Albert Einstein? Albert Einstein was a demon! He's still alive?"

"Idiot," Hiei muttered.

"uh...Are we going to fight him or not?" Yusuke asked Koemba, as he looked at Kuwabara, with a sweat-drop on the back of his head.

"Yes, but we need him captured alive."

"Why, might I ask, would you want such a powerful demon in spirit world?" Kurama asked looking at the picture of a blacked hair, Goth-like demon.

Koemba just looks at him with a weird look on his face...Yusuke look around "Oh...I get it daddy told you to, if you don't you will get spanked...What 300 times?" Yusuke says slightly nicely.

Koemba slowly breaths in and out (A/N Kaze- Wow Sora is it just me or does Koemba look pissed off.)

"No Yusuke I won't get spanked! Yes father wants me to do this. Kurama, father had an idea if we capture him we could use him for our won good but of course we will have to keep a close eye on him (A/N Sora-I'm bad at trying to act like Koemba)(Kaze-I'll say)

"We could use him for our own purposes? Hey! Are you trying to replace me?" Yusuke yelled.

"No, of course not, Yusuke. You're the best pain-in-the-ass spirit detective I ever had." (A/N Kaze- That doesn't make sense.)

As Yusuke looked quite pleased with himself. Kurama asked ", How would you be able to get him to work for you? Since he's a psychic demon you cant just control him. This is a risky idea your father had."

" I know that and my father does, too, but if it could benefit spirit world why not try?"

"Because you could kill everybody if he got loose." Kurama stated.

"What's it matter? Let the daddy's boy do what he wants," Hiei Snapped "He is after all snicker the prince snicker of spirit world."

"God Shortie Could you be anymore cruel," Kuwabara shouted in his really loud, really annoying voice.

"Yes, want to see," Hiei said drawing his blade.

"Hiei, save it for Rajika. Can we leave now or does Hiei have to kill Kuwabara first?"

"No, NO you can go now, but watch out don't let Rajika speak, because he can curse you." Koemba said.

"Don't Worry We're not gonna get cursed," Yusuke said as they walked out the door. (A/N Kaze- snicker)

They quickly found themselves outside of a huge castle. (A/N Kaze- Oh a spider web...Oh!...Sora Spit GROSS!)

"Kuwabara...go knock on the door," Yusuke whispered.

"Yusuke, you don't knock on an evil guys door," Hiei said annoyed.

"Well sorry for trying to be polite."

"Maybe if we knock he'll be in a good mood since we didn't barge in and he'll come with us quietly," Kuwabara said.

"If you believe that logic then you really are a dumb-ass!" Hiei muttered.

"Good thinking Kuwabara!" Yusuke said (A/N Kaze-hehe had to.)

Hiei falls over anime style. Kurama shakes his head ", Lets get this over with..." He said as he opened the door and walked in. The rest followed silently behind.

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Kaze-finally woke up See that wasn't so bad.

Kuwabara- Speak for yourself. starts crying I was a girl in Yusuke's dream.

Kaze- Shrugs Hey Sora's back...Hehe. Hi Sora! Don't kill me for locking you in the closet.

Sora-Damn you

Kaze-Ah...See you next chapter I hope.

Hiei- No you wont they hate it...

Kaze- Knocks Hiei out quickly