So this is a continuation of "MY Life Is So Over." If you didn't read the other one, you'll still probably get this one. But I make it up as I go along so don't blame me if you're a first timer to any of my fanfic and there's something in here you don't understand. Anyway, full summary, Lena gets pulled back in for another adventure to Middle Earth, and this time I'm bringing her best friends in with her. Kelly and Lisa are based on real people, so randomness and craziness will ensue. BTW, just to let you know, people in middle earth do speak Westron and it is not the same as English, but since I can't find anything on Westron or Westron dictionaries and just for the sake of making everything easier to understand, everything will be spoken in English. And the Elvish that I get is Sindarin phrases and stuff and I try the best I can to piece them together, so if they're not right, don't get mad. The other story was kind of more serious than I wanted it to be, so this one is going to be more random humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or anything else you might recognize in this story. Except Lena, Kelly, and Lisa. They're all mine.

I got back from ballet class at about 10:00 at night. I plopped all of my stuff down in the middle of my floor with a groan. My calves and thighs burned, and I was not looking forward to strength training and voice lessons tomorrow. I looked at myself in the mirror and wrinkled my nose at my reflection. My hair was damp with sweat, and I was looking forward to a cold shower after three hours of dancing in the humid studio. If you don't know me by now, you either didn't read the other fanfic or you weren't paying very much attention. After taking my shower, I slipped into my pink Happy Bunny pajama bottoms and a white tank top. I went over to my vanity to get my hairbrush, but my eyes fell on something else instead. The Leaf of Lorien, something I treasured very much. I sighed, remembering my adventure in Middle Earth about 2 years ago. I still thought about it, and I still wondered from time to time how everything worked out, if they had even realized I was gone. So many things had changed since then. I was basically back to my old, social self. I was into drama, started vocal lessons, and joined the lacrosse team at school. I also started ballet and am currently on pointe. Go me! Anyways, instead of the friendless nerd I was before my adventure, I was completely different. I was almost never at home because I was at one of my many after school activities or hanging out with my friends, especially my best friends Kelly and Lisa. My whole life had taken a major turn, in my opinion for the better. But there were still days when I really missed the friends I had made in that other world. I was startled out of my reverie by my cell vibrating on my headboard. I looked at the text message.

Hey sexi get ur ass out here!

I squinted at the screen and looked out my window. Lisa's car was parked at the very end of the driveway and someone else was holding a match and waving it back and forth. I sighed and went out to the car.

"What do you guys want? Put out the match Kelly you're going to set something on fire again!"

"No I'm not! And that was an accident! I didn't know your dad's rosebushes were flammable!" I shook my head sadly as Kelly blew out the match and inhaled the smoke. Yeah. She thinks they smell good. Then she pulled out a matchbox and lit another one.

"So…you me and Kel are going to Vermont this weekend. I'm picking you up here Saturday six o clock Saturday morning. Night!" Lisa finished brightly. Kelly shrieked and started crying.

"My finger! It burns!"

"Drop the match, dumb ass…" Kelly threw the match to the ground and stuck her finger in her mouth.

"Lata, bitch!" Lisa yelled as she floored it all the way up my street and around the corner.

O.o

Saturday morning, I was huddled in my warmest sweats and carrying my duffel bag, suitcase, and backpack of essentials. I was also trying to balance my pillow and blanket on top of all that. Lisa's car pulled up 20 minutes late and I dumped all my stuff in grumbling about the cold. Lisa eyed all of my stuff.

"Um…what is all of that?" she asked, gesturing to my bags. I drew myself up indignantly.

"The duffel bag and suitcase are things I need and the backpack is holding…stuff," I said grinning wildly. Kelly imitated the same grin and grabbed the backpack, sifting through the 4 bottles of alcohol and massive amounts of candy and other assortments of junk food. Kelly studied it carefully.

"We'll add it to The Suitcase when we get to the lodge," she whispered and huddled with the bag, muttering things to it every once in a while.

"Kelly give me back my sugar!"

"Mine!"

"Damn it Kelly I will force feed you your liver if you don't give me back the candy!" I screamed threateningly.

"Shut up both of you! It's too early for this!" Lisa hissed. We both fell silent and Kelly went to "sleep" still holding the backpack.

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"I have to pee," Kelly informed us. Lisa glanced at the three empty Big Gulps sitting next to her.

"Yeah…you should really hold off on those…" Kelly ignored her and continued to sip on her drink happily. Lisa opened her mouth to say something, but before she could, some maniac drove up in the lane next to us, veering wildly towards our car. The maniac happened to be a very drunk twenty-something and his friends. He licked his lips and leered at Lisa.

"Hey ladies! What's going on?" he yelled. Lisa flicked him off and tried to merge into the next lane over, but the guy on our other side wouldn't let her in. We had to put up with the jerks for another 5 minutes before Lisa got completely pissed off.

"Fuck this!" She started merging into the next lane. The driver wouldn't let her in at first, but when he realized that she would most likely run him off the road in order to get into his lane, he let slowed down. Unfortunately, the guys merged into the lane we had been in before.

"Hey baby come on! Don't you try to get away!" he cried. His buddies all whopped and turned up their music even louder. Lisa's road rage was starting to come creeping in. her face was getting all red, the car was starting to go faster, and her knuckles were white from gripping the steering wheel so hard. Finally she turned around and let out a string of swears and insults that even I can't put them all down.

"$&&(&)URNU&R&&((&(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kelly laughed so hard she choked on her Big Gulp and I just stared at Lisa

"Lisa! I mean, I knew you swear and all…but that…WAS FREAKING AWESOME!" Lisa smiled proudly, until there was a huge crash on our right side. The guys were trying to bump us off the highway. Lisa tried to speed up to get away, but it failed. The guy kept ramming into the side of our car until we went off the road and started barreling down a steep ravine. Kelly, Lisa, and I were screaming bloody murder. I was starting to get nauseous from the car bouncing on all of those rocks and branches and bushes. I closed my eyes and just kept screaming until finally there was a loud crash. I lurched forward ad was just as quickly slammed back into my seat. I heard a crack and then sharp pain in my neck when I was slammed back against the seat. Black spots danced across my vision and I honestly thought I was going to pass out, but after sitting still for a few moments, I made myself calm enough to try to think through the situation. Obviously I wasn't very badly hurt. I had plenty of bruises and scratches from windshield glass, and when I lifted my shirt a little, painfully, I saw a dark band going across my stomach from the seatbelt. I looked around. From what I could tell we were in a forest, a really dark, creepy forest. Damn it. I thought after Lorien I'd never have to be near the woods ever again. I heard a groan from up front.

"What the fuck?" Kelly moaned. I took a look at her. Her shirt was completely soaked in cherry coke and her eyes looked out of focus.

"Um Kel? Did you hit your head on anything on the way down?"

"Egh…might've gotten tapped by my window a bit, but that happens to me normally so…" I rolled my eyes and looked at Lisa. She looked back. She had cuts all over her face and body. Kelly and I got out the car and went to her side. The front of the car was completely demolished. It took us a while to try to pull open the door, but we finally managed it. We dragged Lisa out and laid her on the ground. I grimaced. It looked bad, but I didn't think much damage was done. Her right leg was at a weird angle, though, so it was probably broken. She was scratched up and the entire left side of her face was swollen and bruised this greenish black color. Kelly looked at me, her eyes filling with tears.

"What do we do?" she whispered. I grabbed her and shook her.

"Kelly listen to me. Don't cry. You need to stay here and look after Lisa. I won't go very far. I'm going to climb back up the ravine and try to attract someone's attention from the highway. You can't let her see you this upset when she comes around, okay?" Kelly sniffled and nodded, and I headed in the opposite direction. I got behind the car and just started walking straight, but after 5 minutes, I still couldn't find it. That's when I heard the noises. Groaning, creaking. There were whispers all around me. I could faintly hear Kelly screaming for me. But it was getting darker. Was that tree there before? They all seem so much closer. Something near me let out a heavy sigh and I shrieked. What was this place?! It couldn't be my imagination, the trees were closing in on me. I turned around and started running. I could hear Kelly's screams, and soon I heard Lisa join her. Damn it I couldn't find my way back. But I must have been getting closer. I could hear Kelly and Lisa more clearly.

"Kelly! Lisa! You guys I'm coming!" I screamed. And then I stopped short. There was a flash of bright white light. The air became cooler and I realized that somehow this being bathed in light was making the trees shift away. So I did what any normal teenage girl would do.

I ran around screaming and didn't pay attention to where I was going. So I just ended up where I had started. But then I realized, I knew this man! This strong, tall elderly man with long white hair and beard, and silvery white robes. His staff was ivory with a clear crystal at the top. The design was Elvish.

"What the hell am I doing back here?!"