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Pein really did not want to introduce Nyx to the Akatsuki as a group like this. He knew that this would not go smoothly. It never does.
He made his way to the dimly lit meeting room, where they spoke of all that important stuff.
"Let's hope they're all lined up and ready to go."
He looked at the straight line of men, standing in front of him, Konan, and Nyx and began the introduction.
"I would like all of you to become acquainted with-"
"Leader-sama, who the fuck is this bitch?"
Said a man with white hair, cutting him off.
Pein glared at him.
The girl held her composure, and didn't respond to the crude comment.
"Who the fuck does this bastard think he is?"
"Ahem. This is Sanagi, Nyx.-"
"I know that name! She's a hooker right?"
The white haired man exclaimed with a gleam in his eye, cutting Pein off.
The girl's eye brows narrowed when he said that.
"I DO NOT like this son of a bitch."
The man with the white hair was pissing her off…obviously.
And he knew it.
He smirked devishly at her direction.
"No, Hidan…she is not. She will be working -"
"She will be workin' our cocks right….?" He grinned.
Hidan stopped grinning and put a finger to his lip in thought.
"...cept Konan…she has no cock."
"Hidan. That's enough."
Pein's warning went straight over Hidan's head. He was too busy thinking about how exactly Nyx would work Konan.
Pein waited a few seconds before speaking again. He had a funny feeling Hidan would cut him off with one of his explicit interruptions while he was speaking.
…
"Wait! If that bitch ends up workin' Konan...then she'll be a lesbian!"
Hidan exclaimed with a sense of realization.
A vein bulged on Nyx's head, and she bit her lip.
"I've had enough of this idiot."
"Listen here…I'M NOT A FUCKING LESBIAN DAMMIT! AND STOP FUCKING CALL ME BITCH!"
"Ooh…some body needs to wash their mouth out senpai!~~"
An orange masked dude whispered to an effeminate looking blond male.
"Shut up! un!" he mumbled while hitting the guy with orange mask in the back of the head.
"Oww…senpai."
Hidan slapped his forehead in frustration.
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME?"
Hidan retaliated at her.
"If you were listening…and wasn't so focused on cutting me off…you would know that I said that."
Pein said, sounding a bit pissed.
"My name is… Sanagi, Nyx."
She said through gritted teeth, and clenched fists.
"NOW YOU PEOPLE TELL ME?"
Hidan yelled. Why wouldn't they tell him?
"Hidan… Anyway, she will be ASSISTING us. She has powerful connections and information. I just bought her here so you could all meet her at once. So if you all will introduce yourselves…"
Tobi was the first one to introduce his self.
With air of perkiness, joy, and something else...she couldn't put her finger on, he stepped out of the straight line they were in and came to greet her.
He held out his gloved hand.
She looked at it hesitantly, and took it.
"My names Tobi! Nice to meet you Nyxy-chaan!~" He said while shaking her hand rapidly.
Nyx smiled nervously, "Nice to meet you too."
Tobi gripped her hand tighter.
"My pleasure."
Her eyes widened slightly as the tone of his voice changed just a little.
"Oi! You're creeping her out! un."
Tobi stopped gripping her hand as tightly as he was previously, and turned around to look at Deidara.
"Hai, Deidara senpai!"
He let go, and did a small wave, and skipped back to where he was.
Next up was Deidara.
Now Nyx knew about his whole…tongue in his hand thing.
"I really hope…I don't feel anything uh…weird when we shake hands O_O"
He held out his hand.
And she looked down and watched it for a good few minutes.
Finally, Hidan screamed out, "DON'T WORRY, HIS HAND WONT LICK YOURS!"
And then he snickered.
Deidara's eye twitched.
"Listen chick, are you gonna shake it or not un.?"
He said with slight irritation.
Nyx looked at his hand some more, and looked back up at him.
She slowly held her hand out, and he gripped it roughly.
"See? No tongue un. And I'm Deidara by the way."
Nyx nodded and smiled.
"Nice to meet you."
Deidara nodded in response, and went back to his place.
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….
"Why isn't anyone else stepping out to greet Sanagi - san?"
Pein said, trying to be as monotonic as possible.
….
No answer.
Pissed now.
"Well?"
…No answer.
….
Sighing, Kisame stepped out.
"Yo. I'm Kisame."
He waved to her, and quickly stepped back in place.
Are you serious?
Nyx waved slightly in reply.
…
Another small silence passed.
"YO. ARE YOU A VIRIGIN?"
Nyx looked at Hidan in disbelief.
"What?"
Hidan snickered.
"NEVER MIND. I FORGOT YOU WERE A LESBIAN WHORE."
Nyx groaned loudly.
"That's it Pein! Fuck this introduction shit!"
She yelled at him, and then stomped off in a huff.
"Crazy Bitch…" Hidan muttured.
Pein sighed.
"Konan?"
"Hai. Pein- sama."
All ready knowing what he was going to ask, she went after Nyx who wasn't too far away from the meeting room.
The meeting room was dead quiet.
As they were trying to listen in.
At first all they heard was mumbles until…
"HERES THE PROBLEM KONAN! WE'RE TAKING HOURS TO GET THROUGH INTRODUCTIONS! WHAT THE FUCK! THERE IS THE PRICK WHO CAN'T STOP SHOUTING OUT! AND THOSE OTHER IDIOTS WHO ARE SOCIALLY INCAPABLE!"
"Nyx…they can hear you. Please calm down."
Nyx sighed heavily.
"Fine."
Soon, Nyx and Konan were back in the meeting room.
And everyone's eyes were glued on Nyx.
"What?" she yelled.
"You know… I can't afford to lose my hearing! And if I do…you are buying the hearing aid."
"YEAH! YOU WERE SCREAMIN SO FUCKING LOUD! YOU NEED TO TALK WITH YOUR INSIDE VOICE! LIKE ME!"
"That's not your inside voice you idiot!"
The guy with brilliant green eyes, and lots of stitches yelled at Hidan.
"WHO ASKED YOU, YOU SENILE SENILE OLD MAN!"
"Let us continue with the introductions. The man who was yelling like an idiot is Hidan. The man he was yelling at is Kakuzu. The pale quiet one is Itachi. The man in the puppet is Sasori. And the plant man thing is Zetsu. Are we clear?"
Nyx looked over the men one more time.
"Yeah. I think we are."
She nodded, and ran her hand through her hair.
"P-plant man thing Leader - Sama? Is that how you see me?"
Zetsu's white side whined.
"Technically...you are su-san! ~"
"SHUT UP TOBI."
Said, Zetsu's dark side.
"AHEM. As for sleeping arrangements...you will be sharing a room with Itachi."
Nyx looked at Itachi, and bit her lip.
He ignored her.
She scoffed.
"Why not Konan? I mean…we're both girls and I don't wanna just come and takeover Itachi's room..."
"YOU CAN'T STAY WITH KONAN CUZ SHE STAYS WITH PEIN. AND THEY LIKE TO FUCK! Hehehehehe!"
"Hidan!"
"WHAT? I'M JUST SAYIN!"
Pein refused to grunt in frustration.
"You are staying with Itachi. He is less likely to kill you in your sleep…or rape you."
He said, with no trace of amusement.
"God, this is gonna be interesting."
Nyx muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Hn. This meeting is adjourned."
And with that, the Akatsuki faster than they came, disappeared.
Leaving Nyx all alone in the eerie, dim meeting room all alone.
She sighed.
"Like I said, this is gonna be pretty interesting…"
"What was that?"
"Where the hell did that voice come from?"
Looking around, and noticing no one was there; she shuddered and made her way to her room.
Creeps…
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