Hey guys! So basically, another version of this story was already posted onto my series, One-Shots to Help Me Get over My Writers Block, but I figured that a Humor two-shot would be awesome. So basically, this first one is what happened after the New Year's kisses between the characters. Meaning, this is what the dads of the team did. Hopefully you won't die of laughter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
The Watchtower
Jan. 1, 2011
12:01 A.M., EST
Wally and Artemis broke apart, smiling. "Hey Artemis?" he asked shyly.
"Yeah?" Artemis answered.
"Will you, um, would you like to be my girlfriend?"
She leaned in close; their noses were almost touching. "What do you think, Baywatch?" she whispered. He grinned and pulled her into a tight hug, which she returned.
"Hey, Baywatch?" she suddenly said, smiling.
"Yeah?" he asked.
"You do know that GA will want to talk to you about this right?" she said, laughing at the frightened face Wally was giving her. Before he could say anything else, they both jumped as they heard a sound from the Zeta Tubes:
"Green Arrow, 08," droned the computer.
"And looks like he'll get that opportunity sooner rather than later," whispered Artemis as she stood up.
"Hello, Artemis," said Green Arrow as he walked into the room and saw that the two were simply talking, silently thanking God for that.
"Hey, Ollie," she said. "Anything we can help you with?"
"Yes, actually," said GA. "If I could, I would like to borrow Wally for a bit."
"Sure," said Artemis. She went to walk back toward the Zeta tube, stopping short in front of Wally. "Good luck," she whispered, grinning. Wally silently prayed to God that he would somehow be allowed to live to see his eighteenth birthday.
"I think you know why I'm here, Wally," said GA. "Otherwise I don't think you'd look so scared."
"How did you know so quickly?" asked Wally. "I have my ways," said GA, glaring. "Now, I am gonna talk, and you are going to listen. Got it?"
"Yes sir," gulped Wally.
"Now," said Green Arrow. "I know you like Artemis, and I know she likes you. I also know that even though my first thought was to tell her to stay away, she would not actually do that if I did, so I am gonna give you one piece of advice, and I suggest you follow it."
Wally nodded, but before he could do anything else, Green Arrow shot an arrow at him, which just barely missed his ear and ran into the wall directly behind him.
"Hurt her, and next time I won't miss."
Wally nodded and gulped. "Yes sir," he said. Green Arrow smirked and left without another word.
So? Anybody like it? Good. Then review.
-CahillGirl2001
