Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the Hogwarts chat room, the made-up IDs, insults and ModeratorHannah. Even ModeratorSarah is sarah.etherealbliss on this site. Other than that, I don't own a picobyte.

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SmartestWitch has entered the Hogwarts' Student Chat Room

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SmartestWitch: Hey, who's online?

BoyWhoLived: Harry here, Hermione? That you?

SmartestWitch: I thought you hated that title…and yeah, it's me.

BoyWhoLived: I do. But it's an easy way for people to identify me.

TheRedKnight: Hey Hermione, Ron here.

SmartestWitch: OH! Cool – hi Ron!

PurebloodElite: HEY! Why am I here with the Muggle-lovers? Draco here.

DrakieMyDear: I'm Pansy and I have to agree to with Draco. Why are we here?

ModeratorHannah: Because this is the only chat room where teachers don't moderate.

CrabbeVincent: Um…What does Mo-ode-ra-ato-ors mean?

ModeratorHannah: OH GOD!

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CrabbeVincent has been removed from this chat room by ModeratorHannah in violation of Rule 7, subsection 7.6.

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PurebloodElite: Why was Crabbe removed?

ModeratorHannah: He has violated Rule 7, subsection 7.6 only applicable to the Students Chat room.

DrakieMyDear: Define Rule 7, subsection 7.6.

SmartestWitch: Wow Pansy. You actually managed to form a complete sentence that makes sense!

DrakieMyDear: (growls) You're gonna get it Granger.

ModeratorSarah: Hey! No fighting in the chat room. Take it to the Duelling Club chat room, moderated by IHateTheFullMoon.

ModeratorHannah: How'd you get in here? This chat room is especially for Hogwarts students only!

ModeratorSarah: Snape gave me the password.

ModeratorHannah: Bah. It's blatant favouritism

PurebloodElite: I thought I was his favourite! (wibble wibble)

SmartestWitch: Shut up Malfoy, back to the matter. What is Rule 7, subsection 7.6?

DrakieMyDear: For once, I agree with her.

GredandForge: Rule 7, subsection 7.6 is that someone is too stupid to be in the chat room

PurebloodElite: What the (censored)? What are the Weasels doing here?

ModeratorHannah: (snickers) They were supposed to come here this year, so they still qualify for Students. They also qualify for Ex-Students.

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GoyleTheRock has entered the Hogwarts' Student Chat Room

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GoyleTheRock: Hi!

BoyWhoLived: What. Is. Goyle. Doing. Here? He's just as stupid – if not more – as Crabbe.

TheRedKnight: Mate, this is an open chat room. Anyone can enter.

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TheEverBeautiful, SelenaLG, PrefectAndProud, and MyPatronusIsCooler have entered the Hogwarts' Student Chat Room

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TheEverBeautiful: Hello all, Cho Chang here.

SelenaLG: Luna Lovegood

PrefectAndProud: Ernie Macmillan

MyPatronusIsCooler: Susan Bones.

TheRedKnight: Hey all.

GredandForge: Oh Ickle-Ronniekins, just to say that Mum just sent a Howler to you.

TheRedKnight: Oh God. Not another one.

GredandForge: Bwahahaha

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TheRedKnight has exited the chat room

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SmartestWitch: Oh no – now he's going to be emo…better go stop him.

BoyWhoLived: Better you than me.

SmartestWitch: Harry! He's your best friend for goodness sakes. Oh well. After I get him, you're going to get it.

BoyWhoLived: Oh boy. I'm in for it.

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SmartestWitch has exited the chat room

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BoyWhoLived has changed his status to 'Hiding from Hermione'

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PurebloodElite: Haha Potter, you're scared of a girl!

BoyWhoLived: Shut up Malfoy, she punched you in third year.

DrakieMyDear: Potter – shut your trap before I shut it for you!

BoyWhoLived: Bring it on, Pug Face.

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BoyWhoLived and DrakieMyDear have been evicted and placed in the Duelling Club chat room by ModeratorHannah and ModeratorSarah.

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PurebloodElite: You removed Potter and Pansy? That's priceless!

This is a Moderator message for PurebloodElite: Mr. Malfoy, if you don't stop being a prat, you will be evicted from this chat room.

PurebloodElite: (bursts into tears)

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PurebloodElite has exited this chat room

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GredandForge: That was the weirdest thing ever.

GredandForge: Cool.

SelenaLG: I think Harry and Pansy are fighting. Shall we take a look?

GredandForge: Great idea Lovegood.

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GredandForge and SelenaLG have exited this chat room to the Duelling Club chat room

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TheEverBeautiful: Oh no. Time for dinner.

PrefectAndProud: I'm going.

MyPatronusIsCooler: I'm gone.

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TheEverBeautiful, PrefectAndProud and MyPatronusIsCooler have exited this chat room

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Chat Room Is Empty

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