Warning: This fic was written when the author was in a major sugar high. If you enjoy satire and/or weird humor, feel free to continue. If not, then run. I mean seriously, RUN!
Disclaimer: The views expressed in this fic do not express the views of AquaticIdealist, or of any of his kin or compatriots.
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Scorned Love
"YOU!" Geoffrey howled the moment he spotted the couple.
"Yes?" Elincia raised an eyebrow, a little confused by his expression.
"You, and... And HIM!" Geoffrey pointed at the man who held her in his arms.
"So?" Elincia asked again.
"I cannot accept this... I simply cannot..." The knight shook his head and left the room.
"Geoffrey..." Elincia sighed. Her beloved champion, the man she was proud to call 'brother,' had turned on her simply because she fell for another man.
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"What?!" Ike yelled, unable to believe what Lucia told him.
"I know..." Lucia turned away from her comrade, ashamed of what her milk sister, her Queen, had done.
"It was already pushing it for him to join our party, but to have him... To have him elope with the Queen of Crimea. That's going too far..." Ike vomited on the ground.
Soren shook his head: "What's the world coming to?"
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"The nation of Gallia hereby breaks all ties with the nation of Crimea." Caineghis roared during the meeting of the laguz kings.
"Seconded." Tibarn nodded sadly.
"Actually, I think Kilvas and Crimea will have better diplomatic ties. After all, the new King has been our trading partner for some time." Naesala laughed.
"You... You cursed crow! Get out of our sights!" Caineghis and Tibarn yelled.
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Ike's letter to the Begnion Imperial Palace was received with, well, interesting responses.
Sephiran's eyes widened: "It couldn't be..."
Sanaki could barely restrain her shock, her normally calm demeanor was completely shattered: "I... How could... I don't know her anymore..." The Empress of Begnion sighed. In her eyes, the Queen of Crimea had become insane.
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"And to think..." Elincia's fiancee chortled. "My little flower, that I chased after Leanne and Reyson for so long... I was blind, for having not seen your beauty."
"My lord Oliver..." Elincia blushed, staring into his eyes: "How could I ever live without you?"
FIN
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To all Flamers: You were warned.
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