A/N: Lol, I was bored. Credit to Shadowdancer112. Probably already done, but I don't care. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Hetalia Pick-Up Lines

You're the hero in your head, but I'm the hero in your bed

Is your name England? I'll make your Big Ben chime

Your smile warms my heart and soul like Vodka

What has long hair, beautiful eyes, speaks French and will be having sex with you in three….two….one….?

Is your name China? Because I wanna wok you tonight

You are the maple syrup to my pancakes

Do you want an Australian Kiss? It's just like a French Kiss, but down under

Do you have any Spanish in you? Would you like some?

Is your name Italy? I'd like to see your Cannelloni

Forget Mother Russia, I want to become one with you

My love for you is as big as Ukraine's breasts

Tonight will be as awesome as Prussia!