A/N: Lol, I was bored. Credit to Shadowdancer112. Probably already done, but I don't care. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Hetalia Pick-Up Lines
You're the hero in your head, but I'm the hero in your bed
Is your name England? I'll make your Big Ben chime
Your smile warms my heart and soul like Vodka
What has long hair, beautiful eyes, speaks French and will be having sex with you in three….two….one….?
Is your name China? Because I wanna wok you tonight
You are the maple syrup to my pancakes
Do you want an Australian Kiss? It's just like a French Kiss, but down under
Do you have any Spanish in you? Would you like some?
Is your name Italy? I'd like to see your Cannelloni
Forget Mother Russia, I want to become one with you
My love for you is as big as Ukraine's breasts
Tonight will be as awesome as Prussia!
