This story is dedicated to Miss Kanji Babe, and I wrote it for the benefit of everyone who accepts reality, because they don't know what they're missing.
The True Story of the OdysseyBook I
Ancient Greece-
Mount Olympus-
Zeus and Athena are sitting in the royal palace… bored
"Hey Zeus", Athena said.
"What is it this time Athena? No you can't borrow my lightning bolts again, if that's what you're asking, not after last time."
"Oh I know, I'm still all staticy." Athena proclaimed, "Poke!" Athena gave Zeus a static shock.
"What the…!" Zeus screamed. "Why do you always do that?"(Athena rolls on the palace floor with laughter)
"Anyway Zeus, what I was going to say was that we should mess with that loser Odysseus. He's boring me. He's been docked on Calypso's Island too long."
"Okay, but what should we do?"
Island of Calypso-
Odysseus and his crew are looking out upon their ship along with others in the harbor.
"Today's a beautiful day isn't it gentlemen?" queried Odysseus."Well yes, except for the fact that there is a giant whirlpool forming under our ship." One of the deck-hands pointed out.
"Oh, nonsense, you read too many comic books." retorted Odysseus. It was at that precise moment that he along with the rest of the crew, heard the sound of rushing water. Odysseus ran to the dock of their ship, and sure enough, there was a whirlpool under their ship. In no time at all the whirlpool flushed the ship, like water in a toilet bowl when you press the handle, to the bottom of the bay.
" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" cried Odysseus, "I haven't even repaid the mortgage on that yet." Then he said to the gods "What did I do?"
Mount Olympus
Athena, rolling on the ground with laughter, Athena mocked Odysseus's words "Oh, what did I do, poor me. This guy's hilarious, Zeus. Did you see his face when we flushed his ship. Ha.Woo, is he funny or what?" (More laughter followed)
Island of Calypso
"What do we do now?" asked Odysseus"We could build a raft" said one of the crew
"There's no way that I'm going to disgrace myself by building a raft, no way!" So they build a raft.
End of Chapter I
