SBURBIA HIGH-CHAPTER 1-

"Today is the day." Dave thinks to himself when he rises up from his bed, reaching over to grab his aviators he gets texted by grabs his phone and answers. Jade "Hey dave! whats up?" Dave "Well, I just woke up so nothing is up." Jade "Oh,okay... But hey Dave, isn't this the day that you move from Texas to Ohio?" Dave "Oh shit! Yea! I can't wait to see you there Jade, and John too!But... it is kinda sad that i'm leaving all my friends back here in texas. I'm the best motherfuckin rapper here." Jade"Yea,sad. And I can't wait for you here too, Davester Stroodle!" Dave "God damnit Jade don't call me that! How did you even come up with that?" Jade "I don't know, just friendly instinct to call each other nicknames!" . . . Jade "Oh no! It's another one of those trolls from school texting me! How do they even know my phone number, well, see ya later Dave!" [JADE HARLEY IS NOW AWAY] Dave puts down his phone and walks to the kitchen. He pours some Cool Bro Cereal and sits down to eat it in front of the t.v. 10 minutes later he goes to the bathroom, throws his clothes off and jumps into the shower. 15 minutes later he gets out of the shower, dries off, puts his clothes back on, and packs up for the trip to Ohio. He puts stuff into his suitcase,"apple juice need that, clothes need that, skateboard need that, used condom from Dirk... need that, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic need that. I think i'm all set now." Dave thinks in his head "Funny how Dirk doesn't want to come with me but whatever." Dave says bye to Dirk and walks out the door. He drives his car over to Ohio taking many stops by gas stations."This is a house on campus so I should be relatively close to my friends because they live on campus too." Dave gets to Ohio and drives to his dorm that he now lives in for highschool. He gets out of the car and locks it. he goes to unlock the door and opens it. Dave "Oh my god..."