Intro

Me: hi and welcome to my show Mario and Sonic T + D…

Audience: torture and death!!!!

Mario and Sonic characters: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: and this is my co-host Mashing U.

Mashing U: (evil smile) hi.

Mario: what is Mario and Sonic T + D torture and death any way?

Mashing U: who told you to you to talk!!!! (Steakifys Mario)

Sonic: what the hell was that!?!

Me: that was Mashing U's massive contestant steakifyer or the MCS.

Sonic: can you tell us what this fanfic is about already???

Mashing U raises MCS

Me: don't worry he can talk.

Mashing U lowers MCS

Me: any way Mario and Sonic T + D…

Audience: torture and death!!!

Mashing U: does that happen each time you say that?

Me: I don't know. Any way this how my fanfic works we get some Mario characters and Sonic characters and torture them. Now the death part is only around the end of the fanfic where we get some Sonic characters or some Mario characters or both and brutally kill them.

Mashing U: you got that!?!

All Mario and Sonic characters nod there heads

Knuckles: what if we don't want to be tortured?

Me: then you get the punishment!!!

Background music: dun dun dun!!! (Random audience members head explodes)

Luigi: what is the punishment?

Background music: dun dun dun (another audience members head explodes)

Mashing U: it's to horrifying to be explained

Bowser: stupid rookie

Mashing U: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Steakifys Bowser)

Me: if you don't want end up like Bowser then don't mock us about being rookies you got that!!!!!!!!!

Everyone nods there heads

Mashing U: now let's start the torture!!!

Me: ok but we'll need to revive Mario and Bowser first.

Mashing U: sure (steals Harry Potter's wand) revive dead!

Mario and Bowser come back to life

Mashing U: (eyes turn red) time for torture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario and Bowser die again

Me: revive dead!

Revives Mario and Bowser

Mashing U: begin torture method number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: oh ****

Everyone is teleported on to a running field

Mashing U: the first victim I mean contestant is Sonic the hedgehog

Sonic: ****

Mashing U: you're going to be chased by Amy wearing faster than sonic shoes.

Sonic: oh no

Amy: oh yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: teleport

Teleported back to stage

Knuckles: how did we get back so fast?

Me: duh I got author powers

Mashing U: it even surprises me sometimes

Me: on with the torture!!!!

Mashing U: this ones for knuckles

Knuckles: ****

Mashing U: drink this potion or else!

Knuckles: ok! (Drinks potion)

Me: summoning!!! (Summons strong looking guy)

Mashing U: you've got fight this or take the punishment

Background music: dun dun dun (audience members head explodes)

Me: by the way that you just drank was a double pain potion!!!

Mashing U: so what will it be fight the strong looking guy or the punish-

Me: wait!!! (Smashes sound machine and summons lots of life size dolls) now you can say it

Mashing U: punishment!!

Doll's head explodes

Knuckles: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps in punishment box)

20 seconds later

Knuckles: damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: death time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: he's telling the truth

Everyone: ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mashing U: the three people that are going to die are Mario, Tails and Bowser!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario, Tails and Bowser: oh ****

Me: go stand on the three read X's

Mario, Tails and Bowser stand on the X's

Mashing U: time to choose you're your death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: how do you want to die Mario? Be shot by a death lazer, shot by a nuke or steakifyed?

Mario: death lazer

Mashing U: bad choice (giant lazer cannon comes out of ceiling) FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Mario reduced to pile of ash)

Mashing U: your turn tails!!!!!

Tails: steakifyed please steakifyed!!!!!!

Mashing U: if you say so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Steakifys tails out the window)

Meanwhile

Sonic: (running away from Amy) !!!!!!!! Hey look steak

Back at the stage

Mashing U: Bowser's turn

Bowser: (crying) just nuke me

Mashing U: (fires nuke at Bowser) you're no fun

Bowser reduced to ash

Me: well that's it for today but we'll see you later on Mario and Sonic T + D…

Audience: torture and death!!!!!

Me: that was a great show today

Mashing U: sure was

Me: but it fells like I'm forget about something.

Mashing U: don't worry it's probably not important

Me: yeah you're right

Meanwhile

Sonic: (still being chased) get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: (in punishment box) let me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!