Fandoms Present: World Wrestling Entertainment. With mentions of Supernatural and Bones.
Muses Present: Shawn Micheals, CM Punk, Randy Orton, Triple H (Hunter), Chris Jericho.
Chapter Rating: K
A/N: eh meh. I like to share stuff, this is one of them.
Disclaimer: I do not own and said characters mention. I do not own any said fandoms mention. They all belong to either: Vince McMahon (WWE), Hart Hanson (Bones), or Eric Kripke (Supernatural).
Me: *dusts off account* It's been about a year now, poor account.
Chris: Your stories need more Jericho. And by stories I mean completed good ones.
Me: Hey! Is it my fault that my writing skills are limited and have been gone for almost a year?
Chris: Yes.
Hunter: I demand more me and Shawn AND ONLY me and Shawn.
Orton: Ahem the only person she'll write Shawn with is me.
Me: Not true, I should add that in a year of not writing I have found more muses. Plus, Shawn is currently on vacation from some of the sto--
Shawn: I'm not in your stories anymore? *sobs*
Orton: Cookie Monster! *grabs Shawn and kisses him*
Me: I never said that. I said SOME not ALL.
Hunter: Someone is in the moody state today.
Chris: Ditto. You should have seen her last night, she called Dave sexy.
All: *gasp*
Me: *facepalm* I so did NOT call him sexy, I called him good looking with his stubble...which is just as worse.
Orton: I'm curious who these rookie muses are...
Shawn: I heard one was tall and has the most beautiful hair.
All: *stares at Shawn*
Shawn: What? That's what Mel said. She was all "He's tall, muscular and has the most beautiful hair. Ever."
Me: You mean Sam Winchester? Yah, he does have the most beautiful hair ever. Not to mention he wears plaid.
Orton: He is the only one right?
Me: With the most beautiful hair? Maybe. The only muse I got? Nope. You're not even close by a long shot.
Hunter: Exactly how many muses did you get in a year?
Me: Five...
All: FIVE?!
Chris: Shouldn't the average be like 1 every year?
Me: I mean five non-wrestling ones...eh maybe 6. If I count Booth.
Hunter: That's worse. Okay, wrestling wise how many?
Me: Let's see... Christian, Edge, Punk, Cena, Morrison, Legacy. uhhh I think that's it so 7 WWE muses.
All: ... PUNK?
Me: Yes. Punk. He is my Savior since I accept the lifestyle that is Straightedge.
Punk: I sense everyone has a problem with me.
Shawn: But you still have like a bajillion more muses! How does your mind even hold that many muses??!!
Me: The worst part is all of you guys are....men. I have not one female muse, I feel so alone. Female wise...Actually if include all my semi-notreally-muses then I'd have a few.
Punk: You have Serena. And Beth?
Me: Oh I forgot about Serena. But Beth, Mickie, Kelly...I should be writing.
Orton: More Shawn and me?
Me: Maybe...I was thinking something more uhhh Angelic? Like. Nevermind.
Shawn: Now you make me curious.
Me: Nothing~ Now everyone needs to shut up so I can write this down.
Shawn: What angelic story?! I want to know!
Me: Later. *runs off*
As for the Angelic story. That's just an idea...one shot maybe? who knows...
