Enjoy this random funniness.
Ch.1: Bazooka Bubblegum
Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullen family were sitting quite bored watching a rerun of a TV show. There was nothing to do, and not even Emmett could think of anything. Edward had his arms around Bella and they were cuddled together on the couch. Same goes for Alice and Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie.
All of a sudden, the most amazing thing happened. On the TV the commercial for Bazooka Bubblegum started playing. To everyone's shock and amusement, Emmett jumps up and starts to sing, "Bazooka zooka bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum!"
While singing this, Emmett proceeded to do the cabbage patch. At the same time, he was obnoxiously shaking his butt in the air.
After a few moments of staring, Alice shouts, "You're doing it wrong Emmett. It is supposed to go like this." Alice jumps up and while singing along with the commercial, she throws her hands slightly upwards and moves them back and forth in a disco like movement. By now, Bella is in hysterics and Esme and Carlisle are to the point of hyperventilation. Jasper is shaking his head in embarrassment. Edward is strangely calm.
To make matters worse, then Edward growls to Alice, "You're doing it wrong too. Here let me show you how it's done."
He jumps up on the couch, takes off his shirt, and begins to swing it around in his hands like a crazed stripper. Yelling, "Bazooka zooka bubblegum!!" at the top of his lungs. He lets go of the shirt to do a funky belly dancing move like from a genie.
Eventually, the commercial ends, and everyone settles back down. Edward puts his shirt back on and apologizes. Bella, who had been strangely quite, decides to voice a concern.
"I'm terribly sorry, but I believe the phrase you're looking for is….Hubba Bubba bubble tape!"
And so another round of dancing, shouting, and stripping begins.
