It Takes Two

(fancied up by Shoe)

Author's Note: A/U newsies Slash -- Davey/Denton

Yes. There is something wrong with me. And something VERY wrong about this now-destroyed version of "It Takes Two" from the broadway version of Hairspray. So why am I laughing so hard? Haha. Sometimes it's fun to be so wrong…


DENTON:
They say it's a man's world
Well, that cannot be denied
But what good's a man's world
Without a newsie by your side?
And so I will wait
Until that moment you decide

That I'm your man
And you're my guy.
That I'm your tea
And you're my chai.
It takes two, baby,
It takes two
Doo doo - wop!

A king ain't a king
Without the pow'r behind the throne.
A prince is a pauper, babe,
Without a boy to call his own.
So please, darling, choose me
I don't wanna rule alone

Tell me,
I'm your king
And you're my queen.
That no one else
Can come between
It takes two, baby,
It takes two

Don't you know
That one-eyed kid has buff-boy.
Cowboy has his little Spot.
Those two with glasses love snogging
And your sister, she's on pot.
They say it takes two to tango
Well, that tango's child's play
So take me to the dance floor
And we'll twist the night away

Just like that li'l thumbsucker
Has his favorite emo dear,
I dream of a lover, babe,
To say the things I long to hear
So come closer baby,
Oh and whisper in my ear

DAVEY (in anything but a whisper):
Yeah!

DENTON (and DAVEY):
That I'm your man (you're my man)
And you're my boy (I'm your boy)
That you're my pride (I'm your pride)
And i'm your joy (you're my joy)
That i'm the sand (You're the sand)
And you're the tide (I'm the tide)
I'll be the Ace (be the Ace)
If you'll be my ride (I'll be your ride)
It takes two, baby,
It takes two
It takes two...
It takes two...

DENTON:
It takes two, baby

DENTON & DAVEY:
It takes two


where is their thunderous applause? Denton and Davey sure can do a duet...