It Takes Two
(fancied up by Shoe)
Author's Note: A/U newsies Slash -- Davey/Denton
Yes. There is something wrong with me. And something VERY wrong about this now-destroyed version of "It Takes Two" from the broadway version of Hairspray. So why am I laughing so hard? Haha. Sometimes it's fun to be so wrong…
DENTON:
They say it's a man's world
Well, that cannot be denied
But what good's a man's world
Without a newsie by your side?
And so I will wait
Until that moment you decide
That
I'm your man
And
you're my guy.
That
I'm your tea
And
you're my chai.
It
takes two, baby,
It
takes two
Doo
doo - wop!
A
king ain't a king
Without
the pow'r behind the throne.
A
prince is a pauper, babe,
Without
a boy to call his own.
So
please, darling, choose me
I
don't wanna rule alone
Tell
me,
I'm
your king
And
you're my queen.
That
no one else
Can
come between
It
takes two, baby,
It
takes two
Don't
you know
That
one-eyed kid has buff-boy.
Cowboy
has his little Spot.
Those
two with glasses love snogging
And
your sister, she's on pot.
They
say it takes two to tango
Well,
that tango's child's play
So
take me to the dance floor
And
we'll twist the night away
Just
like that li'l thumbsucker
Has
his favorite emo dear,
I
dream of a lover, babe,
To
say the things I long to hear
So
come closer baby,
Oh
and whisper in my ear
DAVEY
(in anything but a whisper):
Yeah!
DENTON
(and DAVEY):
That
I'm your man (you're my man)
And
you're my boy (I'm your boy)
That
you're my pride (I'm your pride)
And
i'm your joy (you're my joy)
That
i'm the sand (You're the sand)
And
you're the tide (I'm the tide)
I'll
be the Ace (be the Ace)
If
you'll be my ride (I'll be your ride)
It
takes two, baby,
It
takes two
It
takes two...
It
takes two...
DENTON:
It
takes two, baby
DENTON
& DAVEY:
It
takes two
where is their thunderous applause? Denton and Davey sure can do a duet...
