A/N: I know there's a lot of fanfics based off of this concept but I haven't read any of it so this is based off of my head. So please enjoy
Naruto is in front of the doorstep. A boy name Daisuke is taking his little girl named Hanami to the movies and he is gonna set him straight. The doorbell rang then he opened the door to reveal a 6 foot 224 pound black haired boy.
"Hello Hokage-sama." Said Daisuke and bowed down.
"I Prefer to be called Naruto or sir." Naruto said glaring at the boy. "
Now listen dude. The reason I am allowing you to date my daughter is because my wife is threatening me. What is she threatening me with is none of your Damn business but I am gonna give you ten rules and if you fail them I will make you suffer, got it?" The boy gulped and nodded.
"All right than...
Rule 1: No kissing or making out in front of me. I rather not know my baby girl is making out.
Rule 2: You may look only above my daughter's shoulders. You look at anywhere else I will neuter you.
Rule 3: The only time you're sitting on the couch with my daughter is either with me, or my wife or your parents.
Rule 4: Don't lie to me. I will find out if you are telling the truth or lying got it? Or so help me I will pound you.
Rule 5: If you hurt her I'll hurt you worse by making you watch Twilight or those bogus stories of me and Hinata together.
Rule 6: No hand holding in front of me. I might allow when she's 20.
Rule 7: If you're in the driveway it better be an emergency.
Rule 8: If you're in my daughter's room than you better be playing Nintendo. Cause if your doing something else I cut your balls.
Rule 9: I better not see you sneaking out my daughter cause If I do." Naruto poked his finger above his throat like a knife cutting it.
"And Rule 10: If you're still dating at age 22 and wanna marry her, you ask me permission first. GOT IT!"
Daisuke nodded. The two men sat on the couch waiting for Hanami to finish. Then a beautiful red haired girl with a large forehead came in the living room with a green shirt, a vest with Uzumaki symbol.
"Ready to go Daisuke?" Asked Hanami.
"Yes, Hanami and by God you look..." He stared back at Naruto who glared at him. Daisuke gulped.
"Good. Now you ready to go see Dumb and Dumber 2?" Hanami nodded.
"Bye Dad. See you at 11:00." The couple left.
"If you have her back by 11:01... Well you'll know what'll happen."
"Dad!" Hanami pouted while Daisuke paled but nodded. Naruto watched the two leaving with mixed emotions. He knows his little girl is growing up but he can't seem to accept it yet.
"Naruto, leave the boy alone." Naruto looked back to see his beautiful wife Sakura walking up to him and putting him from behind.
"I'm sorry Honey but I can't help it. This is her first date and..." Sakura put her fingers on his mouth.
"I know you worry and it's sweet but don't forget she's my daughter and she can still kick ass if he hurts her." Sakura said smirking.
"I know but she's still a baby in my eyes." Naruto said sadly. "I mean I know Shinachiku is dating Rock Lee and Ten Ten's kid but that's because I taught him well. I'm not sure if Daisuke's dad taught him like I did with Shina. And I'm not sure if she still needs me. Sakura gave Naruto a sad smile.
"Hanami will Always need her daddy sweetie. That will never change. " Sakura said, giving her husband a kiss.
"Thanks honey. You wanna watch a movie ourselves?" Naruto asked.
"Sure, which one?" She asked.
"Well how about the Wedding singer?" She approved of that choice.
I was wondering should I make a new Oneshot where Naruto gives her away? And guess who's Daisuke's dad. Please review.
