Yu-Belly-Oh!

Chapter 1: The Japanese Plot

Tokyo, Japan

Mister Tatsuki and General Hiromy were plotting evilly.

"Very soon, the American's and their very big penises will bow to us." Chuckled Mister Tatsuki.

"Yes they will rue the day they got bored of chipokomon." General Hiromy cackled. They both began to laugh maniacally.

South Park, Colorado

It was a sunny day as the boys waited for the bus.

"Where the hell is Cartman?" Stan grumbled.

"I don't know dude, maybe he has the flu." Kyle replied.

"Huh u hi hy re." Kenny remarked.

"Ah what the fucking hell is wrong with you Kenny!" Stan gasped. As Kenny was about to yell back, Cartman showed up.

"Guys you will not believe what just came out!" he cried excitedly.

"What a new ass scratcher?" Kyle giggled.

"Ah shove it cock sucker, its something way cooler." Cartman retorted. Just as he was about to tell them, the bus rolled up. The door opened and the driver yelled, "GET ON YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!"

"God she such a bitch." Grumbled Cartman.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!!" she screamed.

"Nothing Miss." He replied innocently. "I'll tell you guys the news later."