Welcome to TARUTO'S TROUBLE! Where, yes, Taruto is indeed in trouble, for he was tricked into entering THE SECRET FANS HIDE-OUT where you, the reader, can ask him a question or ask him to do something! (Most likely he won't, but still).

Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. But, I own my sick and twisted mind, so that should count for something! This is based off of 'The Ryou Show' by, the awesome, the only, Sk8tergirl!

Taruto crumples up the note saying 'WOURLD DOMEENATSHON ENNSHIDE BWUILDWING! COME TAROOTOO' he just glares at the waded up ball and scoffs. Ahead of him is a building that says 'NOT SOME TRAP.' he glares at that, too. Neverless, he went inside. Pai has not been very nice to him lately, and he figures that if he finds out what this place is all about, he'll get on Pai's good side.

As Taruto opens the door a mysterious voice thunders, "WAHAHA! You fell for it! Alien thing!" as the voice appears, it is a large CAT THINGY! It stand on two legs, black fur all over it, it's face resembling a cat completely. It has a baggy orange T-shirt and a purple skirt. Oh man, it is HORRIFYING.

"Shut up, Brock! I don't pay you a buck a hour to mock me!" It snaps. A cry is heard from another part of the huge room, which was probably a old-times theatre. Taruto just backs away while swinging his click-clacks.

"Who are you, dumb cat?!" he finally snaps.

"Taruto! I am Taruto!" It shrieks like a banshie.

"What?" The REAL Taruto questions.

"Exactly!" It roars and laughs and replies, "Seriously. I'm Zovesta and-" Taruto darts away and almost out the door 'Okay, forget this' he thinsk as he slips away.

"Hey! No escaping yet!" Zovesta thunders and gets and all four legs and sprints after him. Apparently, flying is faster than sprinting. Zovesta lashes her tail out at him and drags him back, "Why I didn't do that before is unknown. Now, just so you know, my tail is the strongest part of my body. Anyway, there is no escaping! Mwaha!" Zovesta cackles, "For you see, Pikachu and Meowth are body-guarding this place. Ryouga is working her for part-time and Brock is the narrator, who I hired just because I think the guy in 'Stranger Than Fiction' had it too good! Narration! Lucky jerk!" In Zovesta's ranting, Taruto teleports away.

"Curse it! Pikachu! Go get him!" Zovesta commands. Pikachu dashes out the door and returns with Taruto in it's way too small mouth. Zovesta picks him up and throws some flowers at him.

"What are you doing you idiot!" he screams.

"Just a thing that stops you from teleporting. Hehe!" Zovesta chuckles then summons Ryouga, who ties Taruto's feet to cement blocks.

"Now! Taruto awaits you!" Zovesta cackles.