The Heavy Who Cried Medic
"DOCTOR!" cried Heavy.
"Doc! Come on, man!" exclaimed Scout.
"MEEEEDIC!" yelled Engineer.
Medic sighed. He decided to heal the Heavy first.
He walked to the Heavy and deployed a healing beam from his Medigun.
"Thank you, doctor!" yelled the Heavy.
"Vait a second...you vere not even injured!"
cried the Medic. He saw the Engineer being hit with a rocket and the Scout being set alight by a Pyro.
"MEDIC!" yelled Heavy. "MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!" The Heavy was not even injured.
Medic healed him again so he would shut up.
"Thank you, doctor!" exclaimed the Heavy.
"Vhat do I do?" Medic asked the team.
"In my opinion? Don't even do it, man." replied the Scout.
"Don't do it, boy. He's a darn griefer." said the Engineer.
"That Medic's a bloody Spy!" yelled Demoman, drinking all the contents of his bottle.
"Danka," said Medic.
Heavy lied in wait, Sascha in hand.
"I will destroy babies!" he said.
Suddenly, he felt a burning sensation coming over his whole body. He looked at his hands and saw that they were on fire.
"MEDIC!" he yelled.
Medic shook his head. "I vill not fall for his tricks!" he said.
Heavy burned to death 2 seconds later.
Remember, no-one will fall for your tricks more than twice.
In memory of Heavy
1978-2014
