One day, all the awesome Starkids were walking along the beach…when suddenly jumped out a huge mysterious jaguar. B-hol screamed in fright, which caused the jaguar to become startled and trip over its soft adorable paws. The jaguar looked hurt, so Mere went over and helped him while Brolden was hiding behind a tree.

While the other Starkids were distracted, an evil tree fairy snuck up behind Brian and turned him into a puppy. Not knowing that it was Brian, Jomo went over to the puppy, picked him up and took him over to the rest of the Starkids. The Starkids all adored the adorable puppy, but they soon began to argue about who would get to keep him.

Darren took over and sang "The Starkids can't pick, the Starkids can't pick..." to the tune of Hermione Can't Draw. They sang for so long that, one by one, the Starkids grew tired and fell asleep…except for Walker of course. He turned to see the puppy tapping on a picture of Brolden, and thought "WTF…" Walker thought that the puppy must be a genius, so he took it back to his fortress and they fell asleep on the couch. Suddenly Walker woke up realising that the puppy had gone!

He frantically called the other Starkids for help, but they were angry at him for leaving them alone at the beach. Little to Walker's knowledge, the puppy had been going on a walk for it had been a long day. While Brian-Puppy was on his walk, it started pouring rain. He ran back to Walker's house, but no one was home. Brian didn't know what to do, so he ran to Jaime's but she was out looking for him. Sad, lonely, and wet, he sat under a small bush and tried to fall asleep but he couldn't stop thinking about his friends.