Crack story that makes no sense

This story was created because of Writers Block, Boredom, and because I have nothing better to do.
I do Not own Hetalia, if I did Prumano would be canon. Might be some fluffy cute Prumano and Greita in here.

I got this idea after finding a slip of paper that had this idea on it. Sorry if it isn't to your liking.

ChibiRomano meets Germania and they get along very well surprisingly


Romano sat down rubbing his already red and puffy eyes trying to wipe away the remaining tears. It wasn't fair Grandpa Rome always noticed Veneziano first. No matter what he did to get him notice, he never did. He honestly didn't know where he was somewhere out in the wilderness, under a tree, god he didn't know.

"Not fair..." He sniffled and used his sleeve to wipe the snot away. He hiccupped looking down at the his drawing, It was of a gorgeous hilly landscape, including the finer details of the sky and how it was shaded made it look as if you where witnessing a black and white sunset. "Stupid drawing." He grumbled crumpling the drawing up and chucked it somewhere. He curled up resting his chin on his knees, and sighed, maybe he just wouldn't go back, who would notice anyways. Was it worth the half attention he was getting? He had called his brother annoying and that he never wanted to see him again...and for what? To get lost somewhere and make his brother cry. That's what.

Every time he tries to show Grandpa Rome something he did Veneziano did something better. Just thinking about it made the tears start streaming down his face again. He wished someone would pay attention to him.


Soft sobs reached Germania's ears, well really he was just taking a walk but really when do you ever hear crying in the middle of no where. "It's probably That idiot Rome's grandkid." He sighed slightly annoyed. That kid gets lost all the time and usually cried over everything, Falling, stubbing his toe, getting hungry. He pushed some bushes away.

"Kid?" The blond male spotted the curl of an Italian. Huh that's not the idiotic one. Germania let the bushes jump back into place as he moved passed them and stood in front of the smaller figure, "Kid, Your Grandpa is probably worried about you." Unless he's drunk or asleep.

"He won't care." Romano muttered picking his head up to see the long-haired German man standing over him. Oh its Rome's other Grandchild, Romano." He thought frowning slightly, "I wonder why he's out here."

"What makes you say that?" He questioned the child. Germania noticed the tear streaks on the child's chubby cheeks. What did Rome do this time? "You know what never mind. I don't want to know what that drunk idiot said or did right now." He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Come on, It's almost nighttime, I don't think Rome will like knowing that you are out here."

"No Why would you and that idiota care." Romano huffed defensive and stomped his heel down on the ground, sending a glare up at the other. "Go away already..you...you..bastardo!" Romano scrambled up and started stalking off before being lifted up by his collar. Slightly being chocked.

"Let me go! Lemme go!" Romano hissed at the other and started squirming. Germania sighed at the kids antics. "Rome Jr. stop this right now, it's not professional." The German scolded before the Italian busted out crying. "Don't call me that, Don't call me that I'm nothing like that idiot." He started wailing in Italian, Germania cringed.

Oh damn he's crying again. I don't know how to deal with kids when they're crying. Germania awkwardly cradled Romano who clung to him and rubbing snot on his shoulder.

"Alright, I won't call you that." He sighed "But you cannot stay out here." Germania shifted Romano's weight and started back to where he stayed and where Prussia was now upside down in a tree. "Prussia!" He scolded and sent his a look that said to stop what he was doing right now at the albino child who just laughed.
"But I can't, the awesome me is awesomely stuck, and who are you carrying?" Germania ignored that question and as gently as he could yanked the other out of the tree and set him down.

"And just where is your brother?" He asked.
"Kesesese, I don't know." Prussia grinned "Maybe off to go see Italy, Hey what are we having for dinner?" He regretted even asking, he should really stop leaving the smaller child with the albino.

Germania sighed this was going to be tiresome. Light snoring snapped him out of his thoughts. He looked down at the brunet in his arms, he had fallen asleep. And just what is he going to do with Rome's grandson?


Chapter 2 yeah ill get on that soon only because I usually finish something unless i I'll have to check this chapter for anything I missed to do.