Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors. That I don't. Actually I only own half of this story as well. But I'll get to that in the Author's Note on the bottom.


Late one evening, we join our two narrators. Both exhausted and on a sugar high…

"I wish we had a title," Hamster sighed.

Orca nodded in agreement. "I wish we had a title as well."

Then Hamster's eyes lit up as if she had an idea, clapping her hands in excitement she said, "Hey! Maybe that can be our title!"

Orca looked at her confused, "What? 'I Wish we Had a Title'?" she quested. Hamster nodded happily. "But then we wouldn't have a title."

Hamster rolled her eyes, "But that would be our title."

"Huh?" Orca exclaimed, "How does that work?"

"Well we are filling up the title page."

"What title?" Orca exclaimed again starting to get frustrated.

"What title indeed," Hamster smirked, "'I Wish we Had a Title' is our title!"

Facepalming, Orca asked, "What kind of title is that?"

"A titally title!" Hamster replied proudly.

"Titally?" Orca questioned, "What is that? Clean or something?"

Hamster shrugged, "Well the story is supposed to remain PG."

"So it can't be dirty? That doesn't make sense."

"It makes perfect sense!"

Orca just glared at Hamster and her stupid smile, "No it doesn't," she muttered.

"Anyway!" Hamster piped up, "Now on with 'I Wish we Had a Title!"

Orca shook her head, "We need a better title…"


On a quiet day, we see the fields of green grass, lightly blowing in the wind. And then our first narrator speaks, "Once upon a time in a land far away…"

"What a stupid over used opening," Orca muttered.

Hamster winced and looked at her fellow narrator, "How would you do it?"

Orca rubbed her chin and cleared her throat, opening her mouth she was about to speak but no words came out.

Hamster just shook her head, "As I was saying there was a great power known as Ryo, the Great Tiki God!" Suddenly the camera angle dives in to weird sort of Tiki hut.

Ryo seemed to appear from nowhere wearing a grass skirt and holding a Tiki torch. He blinks his blue eyes a few times as he looks around, "What am I doing here?" he asked.

Orca snorted and throws her hands over her mouth as she starts to laugh, "Ryo! A god!" her laughter getting even louder as she doesn't even bother to muffle it anymore, "Be funnier if he had a big hat."

Ryo was still looking around confused when a large grass hat appears on his head.

Orca blinked at what she did. Then her eyes got even bigger, "Cool! Now he needs a dress!" she exclaimed.

Ryo's clothes suddenly change into another outfit all together, if he wasn't so confused he'd probably be embarrassed by the dress he was now wearing. Even if it was relatively stylish.

Orca giggled, "I love being a narrator!"

Hamster just shook her head, "Leave Ryo alone," she said.

Sighing in disproval, Orca said, "Fine."

With a snap of Orca's fingers, Ryo's clothes turned back into the grass skirt and the hat was gone. Ryo scratched his head with his free hand that wasn't holding onto the Tiki torch, "I'm confused…"

Hamster's eyebrow twitched, "Will you all be quiet! Trying to tell a story here…" she exclaimed. Orca raised her hands in mock defeat, falling quiet for the time being. Hamster smiled in approval and took a deep breath, "Ryo's long time rival is Talpa! The Evil…"

"Beaver!"

"Beaver?" Hamster questioned.

Orca nodded, proud of herself, "Yes. Talpa is now a beaver."

Hamster sighed, not wanting to argue, "Talpa. The Evil Beaver God."

Talpa somehow magically appears. He looks realativly normal. Except for the fact that now he has a flat beaver tail and a set of buck teeth sticking out of his face mask. Orca bursts out laughing and even Hamster can't argue with how silly he looks. If Talpa could, he would be frowning as he said, "I feel humiliated, can I go home?"

Through her snickering Orca said, "No."

Ryo was finally paying attention enough to realize Talpa standing in front of him and couldn't help but start to laugh as well, "That's Talpa?"

"Curse you narrators." Talpa mumbled.

"Anyway… let's continue."

Wiping a tear from her eye Orca agreed, "Yes lets," before the low rumble of her tummy interrupted Hamster's thoughts.

"Is someone hungry?" Hamster asked. When Orca nodded, Hamster said, "Come to think of it, me to. Be right back boys."

As Hamster and Orca began walking away, Orca started exclaiming about all the food that they were going to get leaving Ryo and Talpa still standing in confusion.

Ryo snorted, "You're a beaver."

Talpa eyed Ryo, "And you're a Tiki. Made of wood. And I'm hungry to," he said with a scary twinkle in his eye.

Ryo put the words together and screamed. Throwing his arms up in the air, Ryo tried to begin running away. Talpa laughed evilly and began running after Ryo.

When Orca and Hamster returned with their arms full of snacks they noticed poor Ryo running away screaming as Talpa continued to chase him. Looking a bit concerned, Hamster said, "Maybe we shouldn't have left them alone."

Orca waved it off the best she could, with her hands full and said, "They'll be fine." Two lawn chairs appeared and Orca took a spot in one as she said, "Besides it got the story really going."

Hamster shrugged and took her place in the other seat. The two continued to watch Ryo running around as they began to dig into their snacks. Ryo, finally able to ditch Talpa long enough ran up to the narrators, panting and out of breath he said, "Can I get someone to help me?"

Hamster and Orca exchanged glances before Hamster sighed, "Fine." And snapped her fingers.

Appearing next to the three, Yulie smiled, "You do like me!"

Orca shook her head, "No, we just felt sorry for Ryo."

Ryo took hold of Yulie's shoulders, "My messenger, Kiki!" he exclaimed.

Yulie looked at Ryo confused, "Kik? What kind of name is that?"

Obviously Ryo didn't hear him or care when he exclaimed, "Go find Sara!"

Coughing on a chip, Orca looks at Hamster, "Hey, why can't he find Avon first?" she asked.

Hamster just smiled to herself, "Because I decided Sara should be the heroine of the story."

Orca mumbled to herself as she slouched down in her chair, taking another handful of chips as she did so.

Yulie saluted Ryo, "Right away sir!" he said dramatically before he vanished into the air to find Ryo's savior.


Author's Note: Uh where to begin. This is actually a story that I wrote a long time ago with my friend. It was posted on FanFiction a while back, but was taken down because it was in script format. Well now it's back, even if that's probably a bad thing. I don't know if I'll actually keep working on it, considering I'm doing a few other projects as well, but I just felt like do this for now.

And as an extra note: If there's the question of who Sara and Avon are; they're just genderbent versions of Sage and Cye. (Yes I use the Ronin Warrior names over the Samurai Troopers because that's what I'm used to.) They're pretty much the same as who they're based on, but for our own reasons they're female now. Sorry if it bothers people.

And I apologize for any trauma Talpa the Evil Beaver God may have caused.