1. No one attacks you
2. You think a shuriken is a fancy paperweight
3. You use a kunai at the dinner table
4. Gaara just has to stare at you to kill you
5. You ask Sabaku no Kankuro what time his show starts
think Naruto's whiskers are painted
7. Neji cannot think of a belittling word to call you, because loser is a compliment
8. Your dog has better aim than you
9. Dead Sas-Gay is better than you
10. You ask Iruka-sensei how he got his scar, and believed him
11. You tail Kakashi, asking if he will teach you Chidori. Even though you cannot use ninjutsu, genjutsut, senjutsu, or taijutsu
12. You cannot use ninjutsu, genjutsu, senjutsu, or taijutsu
13. You cannot speak Japanese
14. You use Temari's fan when your air conditioner breaks down
15. Konohamaru passed his chunin exam before you
16. Senseis ask you NOT to go on missions
17. Tsunade asks that you do NOT be a medic ninja when you kill the dead fish you were supposed to revive
18. Your sexy jutsu doesn't work
19. You think Orochimaru is a food
20. You think Shukaku is a teddy bear
21. You trip over air
22. You think Kabuto is a spicy Italian sauce
23. You think an Uchiha is an infection
24. You think the Akatsuki is a medicine to cure an Uchiha
25. You think Kurenai is a fancy, high tech kunai
26. You're banned from Konohagakure
27. Ninjas are hired to protect clients from you.
28. You eat ramen even more than Naruto
29. You think Lee and Guy are twins
30. You ask Orochimaru if you can borrow his butt bow to tie your shoe
