1. No one attacks you

2. You think a shuriken is a fancy paperweight

3. You use a kunai at the dinner table

4. Gaara just has to stare at you to kill you

5. You ask Sabaku no Kankuro what time his show starts

think Naruto's whiskers are painted

7. Neji cannot think of a belittling word to call you, because loser is a compliment

8. Your dog has better aim than you

9. Dead Sas-Gay is better than you

10. You ask Iruka-sensei how he got his scar, and believed him

11. You tail Kakashi, asking if he will teach you Chidori. Even though you cannot use ninjutsu, genjutsut, senjutsu, or taijutsu

12. You cannot use ninjutsu, genjutsu, senjutsu, or taijutsu

13. You cannot speak Japanese

14. You use Temari's fan when your air conditioner breaks down

15. Konohamaru passed his chunin exam before you

16. Senseis ask you NOT to go on missions

17. Tsunade asks that you do NOT be a medic ninja when you kill the dead fish you were supposed to revive

18. Your sexy jutsu doesn't work

19. You think Orochimaru is a food

20. You think Shukaku is a teddy bear

21. You trip over air

22. You think Kabuto is a spicy Italian sauce

23. You think an Uchiha is an infection

24. You think the Akatsuki is a medicine to cure an Uchiha

25. You think Kurenai is a fancy, high tech kunai

26. You're banned from Konohagakure

27. Ninjas are hired to protect clients from you.

28. You eat ramen even more than Naruto

29. You think Lee and Guy are twins

30. You ask Orochimaru if you can borrow his butt bow to tie your shoe