A/N: I'm not dead. Whoot! This is a fill for a prompt over on the kink meme. View the original thread here:
http :/ community . livejournal . com / inception_kink / 17669 . html ? thread=37947653#t37947653
Just remove the spaces.
I still can't remember for the life of me what an answering machine actually sounds like, but oh well. I was going to post this all as one chunk, but formatting over here is utterly ridiculous, so it is in chapters. Feel free to spam me with as many reviews as you would like.
Ariadne was writing a paper for psychology with her friends when she had a wonderful idea.
"Hey guys, I know this guy who is really brilliant with psychoanalysis! I should call him up and we could ask him about some of this crap!"
"Please do, Ariadne, I'm dying over here. I haven't got a clue what to write about!"
"Yes, Ari, invite him for lunch and bribe him with food!"
"Alright, just a second," Ariadne pulled out her phone and hit Eames in her contact list. She hoped that he hadn't changed his number since the inception.
The phone rang for a bit and she returned to writing. The answering machine cut on, and Ariadne sat up poker straight at the deep moan in her ear.
"Eames," the recording shuddered, "Eames, harder, Eames, oh, god Eames, yes, that, Eames,"
What? Was that Arthur? Did Eames seriously have this on his answering machine? Ariadne turned steadily redder and redder throughout the message, but she couldn't tear herself away from the phone.
"Eames, Eames, Eames! Fuck! Eames! ah! god!" Arthur seemed incapable of actual speech beyond this point, and Eames let out a low, dark chuckle that put shivers through Ariadne's spine. Arthur continued to whine and moan breathlessly until he was interrupted by the machine saying,
"Press one to leave a message, or just wait for the tone. Press two for-"
Ariadne snapped her phone shut, noting that her panties were considerably wetter then they had been thirty seconds ago.
"What's wrong, Ari?" asked one of her classmates.
"Um, nothing. I couldn't get a hold of him is all."
"U-huh. Well, if you say so," her classmate replied with a dubious look.
"If you'll excuse me for a moment..." Ariadne stood and hastily made her way to the nearest bathroom.
