Warning: contains farting

Hi there, you've reached the story of my life, obviously! My name is Berri, obviously! And like, I'm an anthromorphic chipmunk. If you've, like, played the story of my boyfriend's game, then you should know about me and all that stuff…whatever. So what if I didn't, like, make it to the end? I say fuck that! Here I am and now heres, like, the really juicy stuff.

There's this, like, who fetishy side of me that many people don't know about! Like, seriously! Day after day after day I look at myself in the mirror and…god. These huge boobs of mine, day after day, week after week, month after month, they so like, get bigger and bigger! I'm like, so overlactating! That's just not normal! My breasts, they're like, way past D size! My pink tank tops barely fit me anymore! I've had, like, so many wardrobe malfunctions that I'm embarrassed! But eh, whatever. Fuck it, obviously! And my butt…god my big butt! Like, my huge fucking ass! It's like, so big that my pink shorts barely contain it anymore! It's, like, so huge and plump that when I sit down or like, make any movement, it jiggles like fuck! Seriously! God it's like I have the butt of a goddess…..yeah I guess I can't complain much. I can say the same with my breasts. But, like, come on! Seriously? I don't know a single girl whose boobs and butt are even half as big as mine…well, except my girlfriend Jugga buuuuuuut…I'll get to her later. Seriously. Don't tell me I'm cheating on Conker. He knows, and he hardly, like, has any time for me anymore, so it's ok. But like, that's obviously besides the point of me, like, telling you all this! Oh yeah, like, did I ever tell you about my waist? It's thin! Really thin! Like, so thin that I'm a genuine hourglass girl! Seriously! God my body is a godsend. I just don't appreciate enough how lucky I am. But oh whatever, fuck that! There's something I've been, like, waiting to get to. Seriously! Are you ready?

PPPRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!

Oh god that one, it just, like, built up at the last second! Seriously! Anyway, yep, that's me in a nutshell. I fart a lot. Fuck that! Just saying that I fart a lot is like, a huge understatement! It's gotta be, like, one of the biggest understatement ever! That's right! I have the worst kind of chronic flatulence. Seriously! The worst kind!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

This is what I do, like, every waking moment of my life! At least when I'm not…I'll get to that later! I don't even know what it feels like to NOT have to hold in what I KNOW is an infinite source of gas.

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Fuck, that was big! But like, this is seriously tiny compared to what my big, sexy, irresistible bubble butt can let out! Obviously!

To think, my body is everything that horny, pervert, fetishy guys want. That's why I make a living off of like, stripping at clubs. What better job is there for me? Fuck! I'm more than happy with that and of course my life, it's just that this farting gift of mine is like, also a curse sometimes! I mean duh! Why do you think I make such a big deal about it?

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PRRRRRRRRRT PFFFFFFFT PSSSSPT BBRRRRT PFFFFFFFFT POOOOOOOOOOOOT!

God my butt is farting like fuck! As usual! Oh god my butt is rumbling so much!

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Fuuuuuuuuuuck! Fuck fuck fuck! I didn't even let those out on purpose!

Pffffffffffffffffffsssssssssssstttttt…..poot

….Shit, would you believe that after a fart like that, I'm still gassy? I told you! I'm a super sexy farting chipmunk who's never gonna stop farting! And I cant wait to, like, share with you more stories of my life. I mean, if you care.