Krystal was the most perfect thing in the universe. As if it wasn't enough that she was "perfect" while she was an adult, she proved to a lot of people that even from the moment she was born she was special. She was a very special vixen, and she could do things that would blow people's' minds, and what was even more mind blowing is that everyone else on her planet, even her parents, were perfectly normal. She was special for no good reason, for no logical reason whatsoever, she got everything out of nothing, she was like a magical being. She was a goddess, and everyone in the universe deserved to know it.
As a matter of fact, when her parents had sex and her mother got pregnant with her, she could literally feel a bit of magic as her husband's sperm was impregnating her. Their sex organs glowed and gave off magic fairy sparkles for a split second. It happened for no reason. There was no logic behind it. It was pure magic. It was unexplainable. Scientists would NEVER be able to figure out why this happened. No one could. All anyone ever had to know and understand is that it happened, and that was it. Over the course of 9 months, things got more and more magical. Krystal's mother had to fart, burp, pee, and poop more often while she was pregnant with her exceptionally special daughter. It became more and more frequent over the 9 months. It wouldn't stop until after Krystal was born. Soon she was going to the bathroom and letting out smelly gases from both ends every day, then every 12 hours, then every single hour. Soon she couldn't even leave the bathroom, since she was pissing and shitting as well as burping and farting every moment.
Then finally, when her water broke, it stopped. But when it did, it was so much water that it flooded their whole house. All the people on her planet were already confused as to why this was happening, but at the moment there was no time to think about it or try to make logical reasoning out of it even though no one ever could, because at the moment that Krystal's mother was giving birth on a tablet in a temple with no roof overhead, a large meteor about half the size of Krystal's home planet was headed towards the planet, about to destroy it. While everyone on the planet was preparing for what they thought was the end, Krystal's mother was giving birth, and her husband was helping deliver Krystal, and by the time that tense moment was over and Krystal was born, that's when the wonder and happiness, as well as the shock and outrageousness really began.
After Krystal was born, her mother held her up, happy that she was born. Krystal saw her smiling face, but then, the most amazing thing that day happened.
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Baby Krystal farted. But this wasn't just a normal fart. This was a HUGE fart. It was a fart that no baby should be able to let out. But she did. It was the most amazing thing ever. At least to everyone else on the planet. It shook the entire planet. This fart was also powerful enough to stop and obliterate this meteor to pieces. Even though Krystal being born and that she saved her home planet, everyone was more shocked by he she did it. Krystal's fart created that looked like a huge mushroom cloud that spread her stinky cloud of gas across the entire planet. How the hell could a tiny little newborn let out something like that? Because she's Krystal. She's special. She's magical. That's why. No other explanation. Krystal saw the shocked look on her mother's face, and her father even noticed that Krystal had a big butt for a baby! She had the biggest butt that any newborn could have. It was almost sexy, but this wouldn't start for a while. What happened after that just added to all the shock and amazement.
"Hai mommy!" Krystal said, she was just born and already she's not only let out an exceptionally huge fart that only some goddess out there it would be years before they could, but she even said her first words already! This was proof that Krystal was also very smart. This was one of the many things that made her special, her IQ was already skyrocketing. She remembered every last moment of life, from the moment she was being made to her birth, and so on, having a photographic memory. She was already smarter than anyone on her planet, and she was only going to get smarter. The universe needed her brain. It was already one of the best and most powerful, and it was only going to get better. Everyone else on Krystal's planet was too speechless that day. Emphasis on Krystal's planet, because if Krystal wasn't ruling the planet already, then she should of been.
One week later, Krystal was in her crib, she was wearing a diaper, and she was spelling her name with blocks, using telekinesis to make the blocks float and spell things. She was also making the musical mobile above her spin with it. Then when her mother came in she gently lowered the blocks.
"H-Hi there honey! How's my baby girl doing today?" Krystal's mother said, feeling a bit anxious after what happened a week ago, and every moment since 9 months and 1 week ago. She and her husband were not only shocked and amazed by Krystal for what she was and what she could do as well as who she was, but they were even turned on too! Krystal was that special.
Baby Krystal just giggled in response. Even though she could talk, she chose not to talk much in front of her parents just to avoid freaking them out more, but this didn't stop her from shocking them with other things. Like today, Krystal's mother went in to see her. Her parents didn't have to do much to take care of her since Krystal was already smart enough to take care of herself, but Krystal still enjoyed the attention, and having two people to "play" with.
"Good. Need anything?" her mother asked her. Krystal thought for a moment, then she grunted, instantly pooping in her diaper, and it was a lot, she made her diaper expand to 2 or 3 times its normal size. "Oh, heheh, you're just...filled up today arnt you sweetie?" her mother said, through her heavy breathing. She couldn't help but be turned on by her own baby daughter. It shouldn't be so, but it was. Krystal's mother began changing her on her changing table. She took off her diaper and threw it away, but before she could wipe her large, round and rather large tushy,
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"Oh my goooood!" Krystal's mother gasped, her baby daughter ripped a ton of farts! She shouldn't be turned on by anything Krystal does, but she was. Why? The best explanation was that Krystal was doing it. It didn't make any sense, but it made the most sense. Baby Krystal stunk up the whole room, and then the whole house. Every powerful blast was in Krystal's mother's face. Krystal giggled as she blasted her own mother's face with her big baby butt's powerful stink bombs. Where the hell was it all coming from? The simple answer is that she's Krystal. No one should even ask.
"Ok, are you done sweetie?" her mother asked, the horrible smell of Krystal's farts stuck in her nostrils. Then Krystal shook her head saying no, then without trying too hard, or at all, she pushed out a huge poop turd from her sexy baby ass. It was a normal sized turd, well, normal for an adult, but kinda big for her. It came out so fast and long that it fell to the floor, which made her mother surprised.
"Oh! Umm...wow." she said, trying to resist the urge to touch herself even though her pussy was tingling like crazy. Baby Krystal just kept giggling, then she pushed out another turd just like it. Then a third, then a fourth, and so on. 127 poops later, her father walked in.
"What's going on?" he said, then Krystal pointed her butt and farted right at him. Her fart was so big and powerful that it didn't just blast his body back against the wall, but his dick was suddenly erect. It popped out from under his cloth, it was throbbing and precumming already. It wasn't until what happened next that he actually came. Krystal pushed out a poop turd so huge that it filled up the entire house, and then some. A few seconds later, her father glazed it with all the cum that was coming out of his dick from ejaculating from how "sexy" this was. Krystal's normal father shouldn't have been able to do this, but Krystal was making him! Just like special girls all over the universe were making boys everywhere cum this much. Krystal was still only just a baby, so there was no way she could cum too since she didn't even understand sexiness and being turned on yet. Everything about that was, to everyone else, was just playful and fun to her. It would of taken weeks, maybe months, to clean up all of Krystal's messes, but they take care of themselves because she's Krystal.
A few weeks later, at night when Krystal's parents were asleep, something else happened. It was nothing new since it seemed to happen every other night, and tonight was no different, but this time just wait. Baby Krystal floated into her parents' room, since levitation was one of her magical powers, as well as telekinesis, mind reading, and telepathing, which was sending her thoughts to other people. She floated on top of her mother and took off her own diaper. Then stuck her butt in her mother's nose.
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She ripped a huge fart directly into her nose. It not only woke her up, but it shocked her to no end. The smell would stay with her forever, and it did, because Krystal did this a lot. She also burped right in her face a lot, but that's something for a bit later. Krystal's father was also woken up, his dick erect again. Krystal floated up onto his chest, making his dick grow as Krystal teased him by shaking her big baby ass in his face and rubbing his dick with it. This was all fun to her and not sexy at all, but this made him cum instantly. Krystal also enjoyed that her parents couldn't stop thinking about her and how sexy she was and how amazing she was, she knew this because she read their minds. She would even use her telekinesis to make them float. But this was nothing, last week she used her farts, burps, and telekinesis to play around with her planet's moon. It's actual moon!
The next morning, Krystal's mother went in to check on her again, she was floating around, wearing her binkie too., walking on the walls and ceilings, laughing and smiling, she couldn't be happier. Then she stopped and floated in front of her mother. Her perfectly normal mother.
"Hi honey! What do you wanna do today?" she said to her, grabbing her right from in midair while she sucked on her binkie. Krystal took off her binkie, and burped right in her mother's face.
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It was powerful 10 second burp. "Ok...you have gas...burp gas. That's ok, no problem!" Krystal's mother said, holding Krystal over her shoulder and burping her by patting her back.
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After letting out more than 100 of the manliest, deepest, biggest, bassiest, burps ever heard, some being the types of burps only world record holders can let out, Krystal made her mother levitate again, then she moved both herself and her mother so she was facing her face. Then she did it.
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She burped in her mother's face so loud that it broke the planet's sound barrier and shook it hard. There was nothing else like it except anything else from her or any other goddess that's even competition for her. She burped right in her mother's nose. Her mother got to see the inside of Krystal's mouth, it was vibrating a lot. After that she pulled off her diaper and started peeing, she filled up her whole house and maybe she could of flooded the whole planet. After that she let out a poop turd that could be seen from outer space like it was almost nothing. She was amazing, she was incredible, exceptional, magical, all these words combined are still an understatement for what Krystal was. In fact, they don't even begin to be an understatement, and that's still an insult to what doesn't even begin to be an understatement to what Krystal was.
For the next year, everyone on the planet had to deal with Krystal, they had an innocent little baby as their goddess. Mind blowing, isn't it? But no one could be happier for some reason. But they were still worried about the planet. Krystal's baby teeth were white and shiny, and never had to be brushed. The next thing she did would prove a lot of things. For example, she was indestructible, couldn't be hurt or killed, and she had the best lungs ever. She could breathe underwater forever, and she could breathe in space too. She could also stand and sit on clouds like they were cotton. Her very essence cures diseases and makes everything good. If she swam in a vat of milk, that milk would taste like her boob milk would when her boobs develop. The best thing anyone would ever taste. If she rubbed a cow while riding on it, it would suddenly start farting like crazy but give the best milk ever. There didn't seem to be a limit. It was hard to believe she wasn't perfect. The list could go on. This is just the stuff thought of right now.
One night, Baby Krystal, without a second thought, after spending the night floating around playing with her parents, and all the other citizens, by using her powers to make them float around, farted again.
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But this time she farted hard enough to propel herself into space. She was breathing in space and traveling hundreds of thousands of miles with just her farts. Eventually it would be millions, or even billions, when she got older. She flew through space, seeing everything there was to see, stopping on moons and asteroids every so often. Did she cause any trouble for anyone else? Maybe. She even flew right into a nearby star, the sun of her home planet, but she was ok. She was indestructible. Her farts were ignited by the sun and then some, but some of her farts in space formed nebulas, forced stars to supernova or be reborn, and she was completely immune to black holes. How could a baby do all that? Was it fun to think about? Only if it's not too weird or cringy for the person reading all this. But she did eventually return home. While her parents did worry, they knew Krystal could take care of herself. No amount of danger could come to her AND do anything bad to her.
Things were inexplicable. Yeah. That was the word for it. But perhaps too explicable. Things were so good and bad at the same time, and everyone on the planet was worried it was too much, and that Krystal would one day even destroy the planet, so her parents sent her away to live on a Dinosaur Planet, which she immediately took over for obvious reasons. She would still visit her home planet and her parents once a year still being the same crazy magic vixen she was, so things could never quite get back to before Krystal was born, or even before her mother first got pregnant with her for that matter. Krystal, as the goddess she was, would explore the universe meeting new people, making new friends and enemies, even taking out the evil mad scientist that tried to destroy her home planet with that meteor in the first place like he was nothing, joining and leaving Star Fox, basically, the best life ever in that universe. She was always constant conflict with the part of her that wants to play it safe, and the part of her than just wants to take over the universe and be treated like the goddess she was. She would usually balance them out to make sure nothing too bad happened.
